Horopod Scopecast

The only podcast dedicated to the proven science of horoscopology. Definitely not a comedy. Definitely not #AudioFiction.

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Responding to unprecedented listener feedback, we're launching a new-look (sound?) Horopod Scopecast, one that's entirely neutral: https://t.co/RlmTXF2cA1 listen, ignore, like, unlike, subscribe or subdictate today.

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In honour of Earth having a new moon (shoutout to PT5), we've got a new episode: https://t.co/osPiIiFcuz It's filled with predictions, last minute travel advice and score settling...I mean replies to listener emails.

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@AlasdairStuart Wait?! A new moon?! I have to rewrite all my horoscopological charts now!

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The UK Election might be over, but that's no reason to not listen to our election special. https://t.co/iCACaTXoeS Go on, keep the good times going.

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If you're wondering what this will mean for Horoscopes, we're crunching the numbers but it looks like it could increase Gemini to triplets and evolve Leo, Scorpio and Cancer to their final form (in the manner of a Pokemon, only real).

We invite comment from @NASA

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Here at the Horopod Scopecast, we observe all the horoscopological holidays but also some others too. So in that spirit, make sure you've got everything you need for a great Mastchris next week: https://t.co/MFo1oj9Dv0 and shoutout to @atomcrowley for this explainer.

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If, like us, you're wondering how the Northern Lights impacts the zodiac, don't worry, we've spoken to a verified police officer to get the lowdown.

https://t.co/q7SOtlQBhX

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No northern lights in America but there's been some incredible golden compasses.

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@jlukeroberts It's actually an egg-corn. It was originally "sur-price" surprise. As in the surprise of being overcharged for something.

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A Doctor of Horoscopology I know was asked recently by a client if the stars could help them stop feeling so sad. They replied that on that night the Great Bear moving into their sign signalled a lift to their spirits. Sadly the client replied "But Doctor, I am the Great Bear".

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@skyfullofpods Thought you might like our latest episode, welcoming in the start of Horoscopological Summer. #audiofiction #comedy

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@AlasdairStuart Horopod Scopecast is a monthly comedy podcast about horoscopes, made by Jon Madge with a lot of really really great people agreeing to be on it because they're really great.

https://t.co/YTZX6MJoQJ (also on all good Podcast platforms).

Subscribes appreciated, nice reviews too.

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@CallMeCantrill Sorry, you'll have to repeat that, I couldn't hear you over the M&Ms.

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@CallMeCantrill Can we eat Peanut M&Ms on our calls to the hotline?

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Ignoring the weather, it's now summer. For your guide on how to welcome that in horoscopologically, listen to the latest episode: https://t.co/1TNVuvfdXm

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Huge news about bulls, Michael Buble and the awesome predictive power of the stars on this month's episode: https://t.co/siYKiqZdp5

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It's night, the stars are out...but what could those stars mean? Tune in to learn the answers to this and why we're in a shed full of angry cows: https://t.co/1TNVuvfdXm

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Today is the last day of Aries. Happy Taurus Eve everyone. Get ready for a stellar month of absolute bull.

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This is actually incomplete advice, it depends entirely on your sign. Capricorns should eat no more than 1/2 an egg. Leos can ea an entire egg. Scorpios should line up easter eggs, equally spaced on every floor of their house and chomp through them like Pac Man. #NowYouKnow

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Do not eat a whole Easter egg in one go, NHS doctor urges 🔗 https://t.co/oKwRqcBmRv

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New episode out today! Recorded live at the Magnolia Continental Hotel and Spa. Thanks to the Magnolia Continental Hotel and Spa for letting us record it at the Magnolia Continental Hotel and Spa. https://t.co/qQGtjwkYV8 #MagnoliaContinentalHotelandSpa