Samuel Horowitz

“Canon” for Inappropriate and Deplorable Aspersions. Friendless. Brainless. Helpless. Hopeless.

[Samuel Horowitz @horowitzsam]

@VerizonSupport I’m trying to take advantage of the new Simplicity plan but I have Visible. It sounds like I M not eligible for the switcher discount? If that’s true then I’d pay more for less.

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

The letters of WATERLOO zigzag progressively closer together in the alphabet

[Zac Mabry @ZacMabry]

at a minimum you have to decide whether Pride is something brave and bold OR something innocuous and neutral that can be mandated at work

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Today's Connections is the closest to this we're ever going to get.

[liel leibovitz @liel]

Me, to my son, after the game: “See? This is why sports are so great. Never lose hope!”

(Thinking for a second)

“Unless it’s the Mets. Then you should lose hope right away.”

[Pete Mundo @PeteMundo]

Seinfeld episode 2026: Jerry gets tickets courtside and brings George, who decides, with the Knicks down 20 with 10 minutes left, he will leave the game early to beat the rush out of MSG.

As the Knicks mount a comeback he tries to get back into the Garden. He waves his ticket, name drops James Dolan, but nothing works and he ends up getting arrested.

Meantime, Kramer sneaks into the Garden and helps Mike Brown draw up the game winning play.

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

"If we lose this game, I'll walk back to Pittsburgh."

On this date in 1989, Pirates broadcaster Jim Rooker made that promise after Pittsburgh scored 10 runs in the 1st inning.

The Pirates lost 15-11.

And Rooker actually walked the 300+ miles back to Pittsburgh.

🎥: @MLB

[Samuel Horowitz @horowitzsam]

@altonbrown the metric and US Standard measurements for biscuits and gravy don’t make sense for the AP flour — 175 grams would be more than a cup I think?

[Mr. Dave @DaveNumber7]

Your students can't read? Neither can I!

[Fred Sanders @FredFredSanders]

Cleave: Cut off or stick to.
Hew: Cut off or stick to.
I'm calling for a complete shutdown of English etymology until we figure out what's going on here with two totally different words developing auto-antonym characteristics about the same two actions. It just seems haunted.

[Samuel Horowitz @horowitzsam]

Hooker, Ridley, Jewel, Lewis, Wesley off the top of my head.

[Anglochog ⚓🇦🇺 @anglochog]

Anglican edition

[Adso Øvbelk @AdsoOfBelk]

Every time it’s like

“City dwellers, how do you live a suburban lifestyle given the constraints of the city”

>we don’t live a suburban lifestyle, we live an urban one, fitting our preferences

“That doesn’t make sense because it doesn’t match my preferences”

[Richard Zane @RichardZane32]

NCAA Baseball Tournament home vs. away designations continues to be a really, really dumb rule.

Why is the No. 2 national seed the “visitor” in a winner-take-all game in its home ballpark?

Make it make sense.

[Rowdy Reptile @gatornaught863]

@GatorDiamondPod When’s the last time Lugo executed anything? Bringing him in bases loaded was begging to lose the game

[Samuel Horowitz @horowitzsam]

@Make_it_Raines It’s a tool, like any tool it must be used rightly and skillfully, and isn’t always a wise choice to deploy.

[Samuel Horowitz @horowitzsam]

@Make_it_Raines The problems with godly play largely stem from its misuse, and of course, a seventy-plus year trend of “outsourcing” nearly every spiritual responsibility to “professionals.” GP in the hands of a skilled + orthodox teacher can really help kids THINK about what they’re learning.

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

The New York Yankees had no runs and no hits today against the Athletics except for the 13 runs and 11 hits they had in the third inning.

[Nick de la Torre @delatorre]

They've shown they can beat anyone in the country and that they can lose to anyone in the country.

[Hersh @JHershey21]

Also congrats to Sully and the boys for mustering up more offense against Miami then Napier could in 2 years