Horse Show Problems

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K American apparel #hsp

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Most places are closed on Easter sunday... horse shows are not one of those places. #horseshowproblems

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Starbucks took forever so I now have to drive like a mad woman to get to the show on time #horseshowproblems

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Split coffee on my whites. Someone please kill me NOW #horseshowproblems

[Equestrian Bitch @equestrianbrat]

Wanted - non basic bitches with a wild side, lack emotions, and are all things fabulous. Tag us in a post that proves you are an #eb

[Horse Show Problems @horseshowprob]

@HorseshowProbs1 Excuse us ?

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Trying to describe distances to a non rider #horseshowproblems

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@HunterPrincess7 AND I wear those solar gloves, I don't know how it got out hand so quickly haha

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Oh your horse is rearing in the schooling ring? I'm sure it has nothing to do with your draw reins being about 2 inches long #horseshowprobs

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When someone uploads a video of you screwing up mid course and tags you in it #hsp

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When someone can't rock the popped collar #hsp

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When ex trainers email your parents asking to buy your horse back. Uh no, go away #hsp

[Equestrian Bitch @equestrianbrat]

When your trainer says "good luck, have fun" they actually mean "just dont fuck this up" #equestrianbrat

[Horse Show Problems @horseshowprob]

Getting ready to go out after riding and realizing there's nothing you can do to remove the line from your hairnet on your forehead #hsp

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So many ex-trainers, so little time #horseshowproblems

[Horse Show Problems @horseshowprob]

All my friends are in love with their boyfriends. And I am just over here munching on carrots thinking about how I love my horse #hsp

[Horse Show Problems @horseshowprob]

I own more hairnets than a public school lunch lady #horseshowproblems

[Equestrian Bitch @equestrianbrat]

"The judge has requested that the riders remove their stirrups for the medal test" #equestrianbrat

[Equestrian Bitch @equestrianbrat]

Oh you beat me in that one class? Well you're ugly so actually I win. #equestrianbrat

[Equestrian Bitch @equestrianbrat]

Equestorexic: (adj) describing a female completely and unconditionally devoted to looking sexy as fuck in breeches