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Bike nerd, cool mom #bikemechanic #fatgirlphatbike

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Be like the Trans Canada Hwy: always improving, regardless of the inconvenience to others.

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@Disney is this on brand? Jeremiah is openly gay and his conduct within the FB fan group @wdw_ao was always positive and friendly. Katy was also kicked out for supporting him. @WaltDisneyWorld @DisneyParks @Disneyland

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Do shiny Wimpod’s even exist? I have caught sooooo many regular ones 😩 #PokemonGO

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@PokemonGoApp Add me as a friend please 🇨🇦😃

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In case you were wondering what my dreams are made of, here’s my Fluevog Wishlist… https://t.co/17qw73x2xD swoooon 🥰

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Aww! I’ve worked longer at my company than the warranty of our product. That’s so cool. Here’s to many more!

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@emily_murnane That’s awesome!!!

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I spent a decade, begging the man I married, to meet my needs. Now I’m marrying a woman who meets needs I didn’t know I had.

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@PokemonGoApp Add me as a friend

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@PokemonGoApp I need friends!
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I’m home sick with the kids, no groceries and snow is going to cripple this city in the next few days. I find out that @costcocanada delivers?! WHAAT?! Order place at 11:30 and arrives at 1:30! To my apartment door! Boooyah! That’s a win right there.

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I live in Victoria. On my drive to the airport today I asked Siri:
“Whats the temperature in Calgary today?”

And she replied:
“7 degrees.”

So I opted for a light shell jacket.

THE BITCH MEANT DEGREES FAHRENHEIT

😑

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It’s December. Cue the parade of stupid Facebook “Elf on a shelf” posts.

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I am moved to tears by the generosity of this city. Thank you to the @VictoriaWTH for the gift cards to @mec @costcocanada @ThriftyFoods. This money is not only incredibly helpful but it maintains dignity and gives me autonomy on how I support my family.

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@WeegieVelo Oh wow! That’s a garbage design

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Miss you @YYCLarry and @naotoyuki #TikTok https://t.co/kBXmJQxxdT

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I shouldn’t be but I can’t resist listening to the neighbors in my building having a major row.

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@AliWines Oh how I miss that view 😢

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@bikeshopgirlcom Do I need a mustache like Calvin from @parktool to be a better mechanic?

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@SunshineVillage I miss my home Mnt :(

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@TheCritninja While on the subject: how many hot dogs does one Costco sell in a year? I bet it’s the same number as oil barrels 😆