Spike

[AU• #Angel #BTVS @iBuffyrpg/18+] William Pratt - Spike's had a little trip to the vet and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore.

[Spike @hostyle17]

-- assistance but find crying children in their place.* Right then, live to fight another day and all that. *i make a hasty retreat*

[Spike @hostyle17]

@modbuffy *my face is severely punched again and again as I'm caught off guard by your sudden shift. I look to my new compatriots for

[Spike @hostyle17]

-- window.*

[Spike @hostyle17]

@modbuffy Well look at you two, all cozy, it warms the cockles. Well his anyway. *punches through the window and pulls doyle from the

[Spike @hostyle17]

-- a slayer with family and friends, that sure as hell wasn't in the brochure... That's good, i'll use that later.)

[Spike @hostyle17]

-- mama-bears... (Too many variables. Live to fight another day, Spike. They'll get theres, Dru & me, we'll make thrones of their entrails

[Spike @hostyle17]

@modbuffy *anger, humiliation, fascination, all things coming together at once as i growl and flee. Demon boyfriends and ax-wielding

[Spike @hostyle17]

-- at you but you deflect it with a frustrating ease.*

[Spike @hostyle17]

@modbuffy *wrenching the stake from my arm with a growl, so similar to lion's.* alright i'll give you that one, and this one too! *i hurl it

[Spike @hostyle17]

@PiedPinter @modbuffy Were you dating a cactus-man? What is that? Brachen? Don't usually see them around a hellmouth... Weak you see...

[Spike @hostyle17]

-- *cough* what the hell is wrong with you?! You taste like vodka mixed into battery acid!

[Spike @hostyle17]

@PiedPinter @modbuffy I like them, they make me feel all manly... *i bite into her boytoy's neck and then spit the blood out violently*

[Spike @hostyle17]

Hello Prague, i am in you! And you should probably get used to it because /William The Bloody/ is here to stay!

[Spike @hostyle17]

@Harmicorn what are you even talking about, and funny how many of my comments come back to you talking about my "boner." Feeling nostalgic?

[Spike @hostyle17]

@Harmicorn because being your former, i know what any relationship you're involved in will be about.

[Spike @hostyle17]

@Harmicorn "executive assistant" like those mad men secretaries what can't stop boffing their bosses? Actually sounds perfect for you.

[Spike @hostyle17]

@Harmicorn how do you afford these little sprees of yours? Don't tell me you got a job, let me guess, personal shopper or hooters' finest?

[Spike @hostyle17]

@Harmicorn when you say shopped do you mean you walked into a store and made purchases, or did you just loot some orange county soccer mom?

[Spike @hostyle17]

@Harmicorn but how will you spend the hours if not scouring the internet for the perfect unicorn for any given situation?

[Spike @hostyle17]

@Harmicorn likes blood, viscera, carnage and ponies with phallic-foreheads?"