Brandy

I'm exactly that..a hot ass MESS. But in a good way

[العاصوف @AL_AASUF]

Free nights & weekends has nothing to do with cell phone plans & everything to do with how I get drinks at the bar.

[nikki @anythinbutsober]

caffeinated wine,
I'm ready for you to exist.

[nikki @anythinbutsober]

the best things in life are free.

luckily, anything can be free if you're slick enough.

[Slutty Girl Problems @sluttygrlprobs]

I could use a foot massage, 4 donuts, and an orgasm. #sluttygirlproblems

[Words @wordstionary]

if you can't convince them

confuse them

[Expherience @Expherience]

The only person I can understand is myself.

[Brandy @HOT__mess]

8 straight 🏈 #panthers

[Brandy @HOT__mess]

If u didn't sing along w Garth to Friends in low places, you are not American.