m

zero skills just yearn

[m @hot_shitposter]

Genuine question how the fuck am I supposed to whisk my eggs without thinking of Elizabeth Holmes now

[m @hot_shitposter]

They’ll put a useless Zionist Hakeem Jeffries in your ass if you’re not looking

[m @hot_shitposter]

I just saw someone on TikTok say Buc-ee’s is changing to Al Buqqi lmao

[$amp @justvernpls]

AND GET HIS SPARE WHEELS TOO

[m @hot_shitposter]

@oatmilkrry He was too ahead of his time 😭😭😭

[m @hot_shitposter]

@BRYN_BORANGA @PushDemsLeft Plz

[c @cfree94]

KAMALA HARRIS PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS AS A SIGN TO RUN AGAIN

[m @hot_shitposter]

I’m ONLY libbing out today bc I get off on republicans losing let me make that clear

[raja @rrajablast]

yes vote blue but also be a leftist not liberal

[greeble 🪲🧪 @cyanociitta]

WHITE PEOPLE DISCONTINUED BY 2027

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

father forgive me for i have libbed

[uncle gworl @_uncle_gworl]

mamdanistan has expanded its borders

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

Yelling ACAB at the 3-year-old in a cop costume out walking with his family

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

First lunatic in my bloodline to be self aware

[clit @clit_cannibal]

doing a line of hope

[Nouveau Niche @whatthehellsure]

They’re making the Flock Cameras in Bushwick shoot on 35mm

[evy 🐦‍⬛ @magpieluvr]

no wonder he doesn’t fw me 😭

[Roony @Roonysters]

A threesome but it’s me getting fucked by depression and capitalism

[☣︎ @grimlun]

bdsm (been depressed since middle school)