Kevin

The castle is open. There is soup and hot glogg in the great hall.

[Kevin @hotalingk]

@AustinJohnPlays I’m in Somerville, it’s brutal. I can’t help but think of the wildlife. 😣

[Kevin @hotalingk]

@emilythegoof @BetMGMCasino Pretty sure it’s Vanessa hudgens

[Kevin @hotalingk]

@Hayley0614 He’s just a happy stinky guy.

[Kevin @hotalingk]

@johnmoe Bonnie has two favorite toys. Her kiddie pool, and her frisbee. She likes to submerge her frisbee and kick at it to splash around. It brings her joy.

[Kevin @hotalingk]

@Hayley0614 This made my night.

[Kevin @hotalingk]

@Hayley0614 One time I accidentally shoplifted an onion because I didn’t see it in my reusable shopping bag and I don’t think I slept that night.

[Kevin @hotalingk]

@bbnomula PSY!

[Kevin @hotalingk]

I’ve seen seven mermaidmen and only four barnacle boys where did their boys go

[Kevin @hotalingk]

@obscuritywres Hi! Having this same exact issue… did you happen to find any workaround?

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

[Kevin @hotalingk]

No one:
Laura: hello. I’m going to go be trader joe ho.

[Kevin @hotalingk]

IM LOSING MY MIND HIS NAME IS TRUMPET 🎺

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Trumpet the bloodhound: Best in Show. 🎺

He competed in his first dog show in January — and on Wednesday he became the first of his breed to win the Westminster Dog Show. https://t.co/PUwLEWA8pz

[Kevin @hotalingk]

.@FrameRateMerch makes a great baby swaddle!

[Kevin @hotalingk]

@MikeNerdlaw As a New Jersey transplant, I did the same thing! It just feels like you should, but you don’t have to! It’s not expected!

[crazy ass moments in american politics @ampol_moment]

Gov. Chris Christie pours a small bag of M&Ms into a bigger bag of M&Ms. (2016)

[Kevin @hotalingk]

@bertkreischer @marknorm Atta boy Bert.

[Kevin @hotalingk]

@EctopicEyeQueer @NintendoAmerica Was also thinking about what their justification will be. Maybe they’ll treat the Hisuian forms like the fossils? I wonder if they’ll be available in game vs exclusive to Home transfer.

[Kevin @hotalingk]

Can someone draw a comic of a gyroid from ACNH riding in the side car of a motorcycle and caption it Gyroid’s Joyride?