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ロンドンでスマホ盗まれたりっちゃんです。どうぞフォローしてね

[FeelGoodThoughts @feelgoodtale]

My son announced on Tuesday evening, during dinner, that for Halloween he wanted to dress up as a fart.

I literally almost choked on the water I was drinking. He’s six years old. He was just sitting there, serious, with spaghetti sauce on his chin, saying: “I want to be a big brown fart cloud.” My husband looked at me like it was my job to handle the situation. I didn’t know what to say. Where do kids even get these ideas? I told him absolutely not. To pick something normal — a superhero, a dinosaur, anything else. He made that stubborn face that means “he’s never going to let this go.”

He started explaining to me, with the utmost seriousness, that farts are funny, that everyone would laugh, and that it would be the best costume ever. I was exhausted after work, my head was pounding, and I lost my patience. I said: fine. You want to be a fart? Make it yourself. I’ll help you find the materials, but the rest is up to you. I thought he’d give up after ten minutes. He didn’t.
He spent the next three days in the living room, working with brown and beige fabrics I helped him order, because apparently he needed “fart-colored tulle” — a phrase I never thought I’d say. He watched tutorials on my phone about how to gather fabric, asked me for help with the knots, but insisted on arranging every single layer himself. He got frustrated twice, was close to crying, but kept going. His little hands working carefully, his tongue between his teeth as he focused.

Yesterday he finished. He put it on and strutted around the house, proudly showing it off to his father and grandmother, who both looked absolutely stunned. I thought I’d be embarrassed, but instead I felt a strange pride. My son said he wanted to be a fart, I told him to figure it out himself, and he… actually did it.

He’s been sleeping in it for two nights. Two neighbors have already asked if I can make one for their kids, too. I told them he’s taking orders now. Eight dollars per cloud. He’s never been so confident in his life.

[ka92 @ka92]

ｵｰｶﾐ

[シーナ🌙 @mimimiminamin]

私ってめちゃくちゃ歩くの速くて、ソウル市内を爆歩きしてたら、日本人男子集団に「韓国人歩くのはええ〜！」って言われたんだけど、残念イルボンターボババアでした

[淚 @hotchocolates1]

@xuzu9191 そっか〜😭😭探してくれてありがとうね〜😭😭

[淚 @hotchocolates1]

@xuzu9191
これの大阪行くバージョン買って送ってくれない？？🥹🥹
シールなんだけど🥹🥹🥹

[みゆ @yumi_2612]

異色トリオ誕生

#鳥羽水族館
#メイタイシガキフグ
#コンゴウフグ

[deer encounters 🦌 @DeerEncounters]

bwanket

[りとゆず @RetoYuz]

1番お風呂が嫌いな子、全力で指が開いててとても必死

[ちとら🦒 @toratoratorapi]

一緒に行った薬局で薬剤師に「お子様の手の届かないところに保管してください」と説明された薬、カウンターの上に置いておいたら、神妙な顔をした娘に「あれ昨日の薬よね？ちょっと手が届いちゃうから、移動してくれる？ごめんね」と言われた　多分君は大丈夫だと思うけどね…と思いながら移動した

[ねこまるすいさん @nekomarusuisan7]

ねこ「にゃー！にゃー！………ぱぷ」

ぱぷ！！！！？？？？

[まそっぷ @kmnrid_w]

あまりにも｢完璧に毛繕いしました｣と立派なドヤ顔をしているもんだから｢毛ぇ食ってるよ｣って言えなかった。愛猫のプライドを傷つけるわけにはいかなかった

[cadaver @metropkwy]

almost made me cry so cute

[アリスン漫画家EARITHEN @Earithen_manga]

おはよございます☀️
ウチの文鳥はココを
自分のテリトリーだと思っていて、
覗き込むと威嚇してくる

皆様ご安全に良い1日を〜🥰

[淚 @hotchocolates1]

@xuzu9191 ディズニープラスで見れるよ！

[淚 @hotchocolates1]

#みんな大好きよつば会

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[rio 🪲bug oomf @colligocritters]

sorry I dropped my slightly conscious pebble into your fizzy water

[🦁💙 @xGSAcyqbUV43383]

自分でもなんで編集したのか謎