Syd

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[shay @boylikeshay]

Who’s thirsty for a Joni matcha

[Syd @hotcrossfun]

Hey if you left your corn dog in the bike lane on 11th and 39th it’s here I have it. It’s in my mouth but I have it if you left your corndog on 11th and 39th in Hudson Yards in New York City

[miz irritating @miz_irritating]

Oomfs breath

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

as a kid i thought she was so beautiful

[Syd @hotcrossfun]

The first Super Bowl that has more commercials for AI than chips

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

We don’t have time for this

[cary @brokebackstan]

this is so funny pleaseeee the world has literally never been this yaoi-pilled

[Syd @hotcrossfun]

What do you do when your gynecologist is wearing orange gladiator sandals

[Charli @charli_xcx]

birthday cake in august but you were born 19th of june xx

[Dan Shafer @DanRShafer]

The Popemobile just cut you off on I-94

[Syd @hotcrossfun]

No reason for club sandwiches to be so fucking tall

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

? no, never. I don't even know what that means.

this is an Avedon photo for the New Yorker to accompany a memoir.

[Mick @MickM90]

@PleaseBeGneiss Jimmy Pesto was absolutely at Jan 6th. Not the actor. The character

[Matti @matticure]

GUYS

[‎ً @wildbnster]

and she was deadass too

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

Why does Trump have microbangs