was gonna submit my shark movie to a screenplay contest but then i saw the production budget for the winning script was only $250,000...oh we’re gonna need more than that for shark effects and robert pattinson luv
im not even religious anymore but i really can’t stand people misreading the bible like do some thinking! you spend all that time in church and don’t even come away with a single critical thought!
of course, it’s a protestant lying about the bible. catholics—i stand with you. christians have sullied your name for too long with their false beliefs. it literally makes me want to go to church and consume the eucharist when i see blasphemous christian nonsense.
there’s just something so beautiful about a clothing store entirely designed to look like santa’s workshop with gaudy sweaters and cute socks and Christmas music is playing all day and it’s busy enough that im not bored
anyway the internet has scared millennials into believing that can’t write anything that isn’t eternally self-referential, always trying to get ahead of the narrative that may follow an “edgy” joke, which renders all the humour without bite or conviction
seasons 13+ of it’s always sunny is a tragic tale of writers succumbing to modernity, as the aging actors struggle to stay relevant and cool, they erroneously paint their characters with the same uwu brush their fans do, and any attempt at rekindling their former glory is hollow
not to mention the sudden care for the characters themselves, like why is Charlie having an earnest emotional plea to his dead father on a mountainside in Ireland? this is 15 seasons too late, and a strange deviation in tone for something so banal in the long run
i just think it’s crazy to comment on a letterboxd review that is more than a few months old like some people are writing essays of condemnation on reviews from a decade ago. who do you think cares? certainly not the person who made the original post!
every time i open this app the algorithm exclusively shows me age gap discourse and red scare (both sides of the spectrum) no wonder the internet isn’t fun for me anymore