Benny Liquid

i refuse to apologize for my actions.

[Benny Liquid @hotdad76]

@compliantvc @hthieblot Pull your buttcheeks apart.

[Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪 @polypocketknife]

this is only cool because you can’t read any of the signs. in america this would just be a barrage of MCDONALDS SHELL NORDSTROM 7ELEVEN KFC TARGET ULTA CHIPOTLE MACYS CHEVRON WENDYS CVS TJ MAXX STARBUCKS AMPM OLD NAVY HOBBY LOBBY WALMART SEPHORA ARBYS GAP SINCLAIR TACO BELL KOHLS

[gaptoothtruth | hundavious @nogumhundo]

@ShonePatrol Them niggas ain’t got no fuckin sauce das why

[Benny Liquid @hotdad76]

Hey @hulu and @MikeJudge enough is enough. We need more information on this King of the Hill reboot. We are getting to the end of early 2025. Give us an episode to tear up at already!!!

[Benny Liquid @hotdad76]

I hope @deanween is doing okay.

[Benny Liquid @hotdad76]

@davidcinema Friday After Next

[Benny Liquid @hotdad76]

It's time for @50cent to change his name to adjust for inflation. He's worth more in 2024. He's 91 Cent now.

[Benny Liquid @hotdad76]

@SlackerBluePod @JohnDadof7 Settle down, busy body

[Benny Liquid @hotdad76]

Why does @tydollasign look like Lenny Kravitz???

[Benny Liquid @hotdad76]

@MrBeast dm me, I have an idea for a video. Picture this. 4 tons of parmesan cheese raining over a very popular metropolitan area. I have all the details ironed out. Just need about 115k.

[FOGHAT STAN @MikeMacRaeMike]

Can we joke about Biden having Covid on here or will Jack Black get mad

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

How the fuck can you say he’s literally Hitler and Democracy is on the line but we wish him a speedy recovery and political violence is never acceptable?

If you have been saying any of that insane shit, then at least have the integrity to admit that this is the logical conclusion of your lies.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

6 plus 8 being 14 is so comforting. Two more to 16… it all checks out

[Benny Liquid @hotdad76]

I think the jumbo @reeses cup may be the best thing @Hersheys ever made. Please continue to make it.

[Benny Liquid @hotdad76]

I can't wait for the day @BurgerKing swallows their pride and realizes those freestyle soda machines are trash.

[Benny Liquid @hotdad76]

Yo fuck you @therealweissman for that chicken nugget review. You want people to be mad while watching your shit ass videos and here I am. Dog shit ranking system and dog shit taste in nuggets. Fuck you.

[dangly sack @dangly_sack]

If they bring back mint pods they might have to deploy the national guard to stop white boy summer

[em @pawnofshame]

let’s see what my bitch wife packed for lunch today