Country Golfer

I live in the C#!tree

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@TrackingPhil @PhilMickelson

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@NoLayingUp

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@AlanShipnuck For the cover of your next book

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@Skratch @AlanShipnuck

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@PGATOUR Go through the whole shtick of his funky swing without any mention of this 'dog's breakfast'. 😂😂

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@flushingitgolf Surely the tour has allowances for sufferers of 'Time perception and autistic spectrum condition' . Outrageously discriminatory.

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@swaggolfco You 7 iron dummies. Its a 3 wood..... All par 4s still two shot holes. Can run chips and still putt. No brainer

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@TourSwingsTommy Shit

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@Fit_For_Golf Unfortunately, 90% of scratch golfers played at a high level as teenagers.
Starting young is the no. 1 requirement.
If starting at a later age, having well above average hand eye coordination and problem solving skills might get you in the other 10%.

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@Sammy__Edmund Do you think Voss and co left him out there (old school style) to make an example and humiliate him for turning up in an unproffessional condition. Seen it happen in bush footy.

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@rtralphy Looked alcohol affected to me. Too late to breathalyse now. Assume he's brought in a drink bottle of vodka (less likely to smell it) and had two belts. One before the game and one at half time. His anxiety must have been off the charts, poor bastard.

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@thwacknicklaus Arse sag

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@InsideTourGolf Fleetwood tin top line. Respect

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@kanecornes Pay for the man's AIDS test and move on.

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@ranmasaotome96 The original 'Colonial Stadium' wouldn't go down too well these days. Wominjeka!! 😄

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@tony_debolfo Hey your right Tony, only happens to soccer players... Get out ther ya dirty bludgers.

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@bryan_johnson 100% chance of getting a parasite of some type from them. Compromised gut health or years of fun and happiness ⚖️

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@Thomo_Grant What's your take on leaving Pendlebury off for the first 20mins last week and now Elliott? Innovative, desperate or over coaching?

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@RickShielsPGA +2 in US
0 in UK
3 in Australia 👍

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@TheBarmyArmy The man did have manners.
Would have been appalled seeing a lady on the end off a shovel.