Hotel Derek

People of Britain, I have arrived!! Feel inspired? Get fired. Just pull my lever for great hotel deals.

[Hotel Derek @HotelDerek]

@Benj4minC One day old chap, our paths are sure to meet!

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@VandalLiza Hotel Derek is too busy for dates... But if I were to date we could get a rather nice hotel room at super rates. twin rooms!

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#firstdayofsummer, get booking those London Hotels!

[Beth ✌️ @Bethingoldblood]

Hotel Derek does it hotel direct #adverts

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@edsbrother I can assure you I'm extremely trust worthy!

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@VandalLiza That's a shame old girl ; )

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@citizenx103 I have you know old chap, I have an IQ of 151. A bit higher than Superman's but not as high as Batman's.

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@olibrowning Im very eco friendly, I borrowed the costume from my good friend the Green Lantern!

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@Willisacorker You could try, but you would miss! #HotelDerek

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@markus2604 Hotel Derek loves nothing more than playing a bit Ratchet 'n' Crank after a hard days superheroing! #HotelDerek

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Hotel Derek might have to fly over to Glastonbury to check out the #Wombles

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Hotel Derek likes today's #GoogleDoodle. I have my own custom Hotel Derek #LesPaul

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@Amy_Race Hi Amy, hope you liked my TV debut #HotelDerek

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@rebeywallace saving people money on hotel rooms and being an all round good chap #HotelDerek

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@jpcryer Jon, Old Chap, Alan Sugar would be a silly old fool not to hire someone who came up with a concept as great as me! #HotelDerek

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@Kelly_Kelloggs That's a bit harsh Kelly. I thought my performance was out of this world. #HotelDerek

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@Nikstas86 The Apprentice candidates couldn't dream up someone as perfect as me Nikki. #HotelDerek