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a girl that is obsessed with extra spicy margs, laying horizontal on Sunday’s, and planning everything down to the minute

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Why on Sundays after busy weekends can I ever fall asleep? It’s painfully rude of myself to myself

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My two favorite things: the fucking Chicago bears and gossip.

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I’m wondering if this kid from bumble powder day is different than my powder day?

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I love being seen by my bffs at work

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Pope Leo XIV do something bro please I’m begging you

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Jake and I just determined something critical. I’m a solid 7/10 looks wise but personality makes me an 8.2 which is the opposite for Sleeve. He may be a 8.2 looks wise but factor in the personality and he goes down to a 6/10.

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I just witnessed Emily’s aunt make out with a 22 year old and it made my whole year #baller

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Kickin’ ranch from jimmy johns is honestly the best sauce I’ve ever had

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How is Netflix even in business anymore? Apple TV honestly makes the most elite shows. Now that I’m really thinking about I think Netflix only exists for Love is Blind!

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You don’t know how good you have it at hotel han until you venture out

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You’re not a man until you have a lime in your Modelo

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This is so niche to my family but needs to be shared. My dad worked for AT&T for 30 years and now that he doesn’t work there.. we are TMobile users and he absolutely hates it.

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The fact that the man I went on a date with three times met my brother last night and now they are texting is so fucking funny. Why is this something that would only happen to me?

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The way I feel in a Vegas casino is how I want to feel 100% of the time in my life

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@Mikeabs6 This is beautiful. This is America

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@Mikeabs6 🧀

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Anxious as fuck about the bears game. Is it 7 yet?

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God I fucking love Lisa Rinna.

They ask her “what are you a threat?”.. she responds “bc I’m Lisa fucking Rinna”.

An iconic always starts an icon

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A screen grab from my brother’s phone like this is exactly what my burner account is for. Cheers to 2026.

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@Mikeabs6 🫡