Alexis

NJ🌻 Educator👩🏽‍🏫 #HowardAlumna

[الكسندرا ميراي @LexiAIexander]

Things you do when you're not a war mongering corrupt country feeding the greed of the 1%

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Notice how the price of groceries never came back down after the tariffs were repealed?

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Food alerts should be issued as phone emergency alerts, like the weather and AMBER alerts. Why did I have to learn from a YouTube video that the blueberry recall has been upgraded to DEADLY?

[O𖣂ivier 🇷🇪 @oligranxde]

Yesss king make her eat

[𝖽𝗎𝗃𝖺 @duj4a]

an unmarried daughter is better than a abused, tortured and a dead daughter

[quirky(downhill since) @yapaholiccc]

I HOPE YOUR BALLS EXPLODE

[Persimmon OT @OtPersimmon]

Do you know it’s now okay to date men?

[🌞 @solishortus]

Nouvelle phobie débloquée : me retrouver coincée avec un prédateur sexuel dans un toboggan

[gemini’s groove @heysheridan]

how do you explain this to someone who isn’t on the internet? lmaoo

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Interviewer: "So, if you hadn’t ended up with Barack Obama, you wouldn’t be the First Lady?"

Michelle Obama: “No. If Barack Obama hadn’t ended up with me, he wouldn’t be President.”

[WHAMMY VIRJI 😝 @LISN2DABEAT_]

Some bullshit

[Larry Legend @larryislegend]

He look tired as hell. Prolly been dropping kids off all over the country since 5am EST

[Rick Zhampagne 🍁 ♊️ @RickZhampagne]

I'm sorry but sending a castmate a cease & desist to stop them from talking about you should be an automatic disqualifier from Housewives.

You don't get to collect a Bravo check AND legally threaten your coworkers into silence.

𝙋𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝙖 𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙚.

#RHOA 🍑

[leci. @lecij_]

when you are done, I’d like to discuss stockings!

[Alex by Alene Too @adrianasmojito]

AI is the worst thing that has happened to housewives since facetune

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

And that's why they still fine asf at 50+

[kittys n choppas @yuaqyuaq_]

seriously though, I miss when everything didn’t have to be so ‘perfect’

[millions of people🇯🇲 @REECEALJv2]

The school system conditioned us

[MIRA @dfwmira1]

FUCK nonchalant men. i like my man clingy, texting me when im asleep, needy, desperate, pathetic, and not afraid to show how much he loves me.

[Tanvi Vij @tanvivij92]

An ATM has never touched me inappropriately 💃🏼