✨lite✨professor weed monster, PhD in THC

How would you like to die today motherfucker?

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

“No Kings rallies are not enough. Voting for Democrats who collude with Republicans to serve the war machine is not enough. We live under a dictatorship of capital where our government and economy is controlled by and for the rich. Voting cannot change this; only revolution can.”

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

There is a big difference. The US government threatened to revoke the network's license if they don't take action in the case of Kimmel. With Roseanne they were trying to please customers. The US government didn't threaten the network.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Unpopular opinion: 20° with snow is better than 95° and humid

[Kamau Franklin @kamaufranklin]

Creating a trillionare during a time of increased poverty, homelessness, and genocide shows you what capitalism is about.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

👇👇👇👇👇👇

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Nobody is willingly vacationing in Ohio

[Alex Hollings @AlexHollings52]

34 episodes in nine years is why this era of television sucks.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

take my computer away from me

[LADY BUNNY @LADYBUNNY77]

For all who were outraged that Putin attacked Ukraine, a "sovereign nation," where's your outrage for Trump attacking the sovereign nation of Iran? Are you Islamophobic, or was it that Ukrainians are white?

[Alanis King @alanisnking]

Max Verstappen is an F1 champion, but deep down, Max Verstappen is a NASCAR driver

[Distill Social @DistillSocial]

Over a million of us flooded the streets yesterday—because when they come for our rights, crash our economy, fire our workers, steal our future, and our people, we don’t sit quietly.

[sam @beateasy]

proving once and for all that there’s nothing more attractive to a woman than a funny guy with fruity vibes who’s mean to jimmy fallon

[Esheru @Eshprojet1]

I’m here for this

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Get in loser, we're tanking the economy

[tré easton @treeaston]

I’m just a millennial…

…standing in front of the U.S. economy…

…asking it not to crash…

…for the third time in my life.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

I love that we have the most realistic and least realistic medical tv shows airing at the same time.

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

Gay rights doesn’t affect your shitty lives, you fucking ghouls.

[Katya @katya_zamo]

That was Miss Earth plucked about Demi not getting that trophy #earthquake

[Katya @katya_zamo]

No disrespect, but the costume design for conclave — Mary they already exist. They could have just rented the Vatican store room.