jeff bezos (but hot)

charles bukowski if he were like a cute girl

[jeff bezos (but hot) @hotjeffbezos]

sitting on toliet at work shopping on tha glock website. price sorted low to high.

[jeff bezos (but hot) @hotjeffbezos]

california doesnt quite have seasons but we have entered the month where i eat stone fruit above the kitchen sink

[jeff bezos (but hot) @hotjeffbezos]

believing gunprofessor when he says you are a good shot ≡ thinking the stripper likes you

[jeff bezos (but hot) @hotjeffbezos]

i like a chud worklunch because i can pretend boring computerjob is an office rpg and i am just gaming everyday for nine hours

[jeff bezos (but hot) @hotjeffbezos]

todays act of resistance: took a shit at the apple campus

[jeff bezos (but hot) @hotjeffbezos]

sole survivor of my soyschlop at tha func..if anyone was wondering

[jeff bezos (but hot) @hotjeffbezos]

schlepping my soyschlop to the function

[jeff bezos (but hot) @hotjeffbezos]

burger and beer is fine for dinner but since this is my breakfast i think it is classified as a depression meal

[jeff bezos (but hot) @hotjeffbezos]

gonna be called kaiser temporary when im done here

[skooks @skooookum]

The cold brew prepares the body for the Celcius. The Celcius prepares the body for war.

[jeff bezos (but hot) @hotjeffbezos]

today's the day google maps bans me for good

[jeff bezos (but hot) @hotjeffbezos]

found ex boyfriends twitter :/

[jeff bezos (but hot) @hotjeffbezos]

soul feels like this rn don't hmu

[verynormalman @verynormalman]

Having 1-2 wines at work lunch sometimes makes you experience the rest of the day like you’re in mullholand drive

[jeff bezos (but hot) @hotjeffbezos]

@wanted4mogging man ahut tthe hell up what are u om about

[jeff bezos (but hot) @hotjeffbezos]

free soloing a smoked haddock tartine and rose tahini latte. i know what free soloing is.

[jeff bezos (but hot) @hotjeffbezos]

who's tryna talk filthy in the Airbus A380 chat room

[jeff bezos (but hot) @hotjeffbezos]

happy donuts serving CUNT

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.