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HotMess (n.) - When one's thoughts or appearance is in a state of disarray but they maintain an undeniable attractiveness or beauty.

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@rexfisher @_samepaige_ Honestly the book doesn’t explain it much better. Theres always been missing pieces to their trajectory. A series may have been able to make more sense of it.

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Does Marciano get paid every time they mention his name?

#SLOMW #Marciano #SecretLivesOfMormanWives #Utah #SLMW

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Happy #WhiteLotus Day to all those who celebrate! #TheWhiteLotus

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@chadthewaiter Textbook Narcissist

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Is there a completely different casting team for the men and women on Love Is Blind?? #WhatIsHappening #LIB #LIB6 #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlind6

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How was Heather the one who figured this all out? Lisa needs a new cyber security team. #RHSLC

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@monicangarcia Please write a tell-all. There is too much to dissect. We need to know everything. #RHSLC #Monica

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How do we get Erika Jayne’s therapist to teach Tom Sandoval how to be empathetic? #RHOBH #vanderpumprules

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@be_effing @kingbealestreet It’s may have been Kady’s perspective, but Regina was the main character in her story.

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@JudyM523 @ohchadwick That’s disgusting. She has 4 kids. LD can take an Uber.

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I am feeling secondhand trauma from that dinner with Monica & LD.
#RHOSLC

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It’s sad that the best intros are Jesse and Wells.
#BIP #bachelorinparadise #Wells #Jesse

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@TheBachBabes I think the biggest downfall is having it right after Golden Bachelor and going on until 11pm.

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Heather eating snow… again 😂 #RHOSLC #Heather

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So Lisa has never read the Book of Mormon, but Heather is the bad Mormon. #RHOSLC

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“The only time you want to poke holes is in condoms with really rich men.” -Brynn #Brynn #RHONY

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@TheRHPolls @jennpedrantiOC @BravoTV @Andy I have been pro-Tamra for years, but this season was harsh. Jenn is so sweet - we need to see her sophomore RH season.

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Not a Stacy fan. #ThatIsAll #TheEnd #LoveIsBlind #Stacy

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@RealityTvMimi Hair.

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@emilytinkler @gunvalsonicon It’s from their lights.