HotMess Problems

Walks of Shame. Benders. Drunk Dials. Bathroom Crying. Nips. 3am pizza.

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Who's ready for the biggest blackout night of the year? #NewYearsEve #hotmessproblems

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brought a sharpie with me out last night to mark how many drinks I had...BAD IDEA #neveragain #hotmessproblems

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lying in my bed like a corpse since I am way too hungover to do anything else #hotmessproblems

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"a hooker punched me in the face last night" #hotmessproblems

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I would love to beat Teresa up at a dirty jerz bar #hotmessproblems

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I took it offensively RT @balmark I used to distant myself too!

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haven't left my apartment all day. too hungover. #hotmessproblems

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blacking out for the hurricane this weekend. #IRENERAGE

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I showered and I still smell like beer #hotmessproblems

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is it bad that the only reason I go on dates is because my liquor is paid for? #hotmessproblems

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how many times in 1 night is it acceptable to visit Chipotle? #hotmessproblems

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I ate way too many carbs after 2 am last night #hotmessproblems

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#hotmessproblems RT @keshasuxx Party. Time.

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I'm gonna drink gin because it makes me belligerent #hotmessproblems

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I can see your vag #hotmessproblems

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#hotmessproblems RT @djdiaz1986 Lucille Bluth status tonight.

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wearing really uncomfortable heels out tonight = need to drink a lot to cope #hotmessproblems

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I was thinking I should take a shot every time Bentley acts like an asshole on the Bachelorette....#hotmessproblems

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and what time did I start drinking today? #hotmessproblems

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I had way too many mimosas with my mom at brunch #hotmessproblems