Liz

my twitter is nonsense and regret

[Liz @hotpinklizzy]

Dress for the weather, not the season. Because in Georgia there are no seasons.
Only war.

[Liz @hotpinklizzy]

Idk what's wrong with my twitter algorithm but it is nothing but negativity on here lately

[Liz @hotpinklizzy]

Man i could really go for a small business's iced coffee rn

[Liz @hotpinklizzy]

It's really easy to write on a banana

[trash jones @jzux]

requesting PTO at work is so embarrassing. "hi boss permission to enjoy my life for 3 days?"

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

we went from May 1 to May 15 in just 3 minutes

[Liz @hotpinklizzy]

The whole "buy 2 get 1 free" deal is crazy bc chances are I only need 1 in the first place. Now you're trying to trick me into getting 3 for the price of 2? Ridiculous. I'll take it

[Liz @hotpinklizzy]

Graham crackers are underrated

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

night shift workers watching the clock go from 1:59 to 3:00

[Liz @hotpinklizzy]

@GOOGLYMOOGLY118 I'd consider that a pretty big deal! Congrats!

[Ryan @Ryanmcc_9]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment I see

[ernie @2ToesUp]

A house is just a series of rooms that have different purposes to sit

[Liz @hotpinklizzy]

I love getting home from a shift absolutely starving but falling asleep the second i sit down. Reminds me of the blockheads

[Liz @hotpinklizzy]

Fuzzy socks & static electricity weather

[Liz @hotpinklizzy]

My new job has given me a new appreciation for sitting and resting

[Liz @hotpinklizzy]

As i grow up i am becoming more and more girly and coincidentally more and more happy
Yes i am still growing up in my 20s i plan to be done by 40 ish

[chris @ATR3lDES]

even cats aren’t free from misogyny

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

on extreme home makeover a kid would make a comment like “elephants are cool” & theyd be like “elephants are everything to this kid. theyre his passion. dude is an absolute freak for elephants. the room should look like he lives inside an elephant colon”

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Why does it seem like every dentist chair faces away from the door. Why am I staring at a wall right now dog. Why do all of our interactions require you sneaking up on me