Chunks

comrade clunkdy clunk

[Chunks @hotsauceholster]

Actually it’s fine if i play god sometimes because it is fun and i am hot

[Chunks @hotsauceholster]

Dog people: I don’t really like cats that much as a pet.

Cat people: that’s because you’re a dumb fascist abuser who doesn’t understand consent and also your pet is dumb and ugly and gross and doesn’t really care about you or have emotions.

Cat people: why are u bullying me :(

[Chunks @hotsauceholster]

@VIKINGMASS @kgb__official My position is that gender expression is cool and interesting and that it’s annoying when people try to push their own boring views on it by saying “BuT in 1000 yEArS aRcHaEOloGiSts…” when they have never studied archaeology and have absolutely no idea what they’re talking about

[Chunks @hotsauceholster]

Reminder from an archaeologist that male and female skeletons are often so similar that highly trained archaeologists have trouble telling them apart. The cemetery I studied for my dissertation had ~40% graves where sex could not be determined at all

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Well I mean it’s exaggerated, but that’s pretty much how it works yes.

[Chunks @hotsauceholster]

@kgb__official You’re right! A doctor’s job isn’t to look at very dead skeletons and determine their sex. A doctor would be way worse at it.

[Chunks @hotsauceholster]

At my museum job, where I’m in a lower level position than I would eventually like to be, there is an internationally recognized researcher and collections manager who consistently refers to me as her Colleague to outside researchers and academics. I would kill for her.

[Chunks @hotsauceholster]

Love and respect to you all but if you can’t even organize your polycule how are you gonna organize a coup

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Not to do a mandela effect but did Richard Simmons not die like ten years ago? I’m pretty sure he’s been dead since at least 2015. All respect to the family and everything but that man for sure has died before

[Chunks @hotsauceholster]

Foul to be living through the golden age of the espresso martini

[Chunks @hotsauceholster]

Thinking a lot lately about the tv show Bones and how one of the main characters’ dads was canonically the guy from zz top

[Chunks @hotsauceholster]

I can hear my neighbor one floor down stomping around after his kid bellowing “FEE FI FO FUM” and the kid is laughing and laughing and laughing man love is FUCKING all around us

[Chunks @hotsauceholster]

@quinn_fati024 How dare you

[Chunks @hotsauceholster]

Convinced Bonnie is now playing with her toys like they’re dolls at a tea party

[Chunks @hotsauceholster]

Just saw one of those videos of dogs that talk with buttons and his person was angry with him so she pressed “frustrated” like ten times then went to her room and slammed the door and the dog said “confused” then “love you” y’all I have never cried so hard in my fucking life

[Chunks @hotsauceholster]

If you’re replacing a letter in your logo with a picture of an object that shit better read obvious as hell

[Chunks @hotsauceholster]

@CrywankBand Cheers

[Chunks @hotsauceholster]

@aihplove @starsofthepast Might be the bathroom lighting or your phone is on night mode but I promise it is pink

[Chunks @hotsauceholster]

Hot pink velour tracksuit that says memento mori on the butt

[Chunks @hotsauceholster]

@ossvary Yep!

[Chunks @hotsauceholster]

@lobotomybarbiie We made them!! Got the custom transfers from crystiques designs on etsy

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@quinn_fati024 Clara has a matching one