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27. she/her 🇲🇽 writer. green tea enthusiast 🍵

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

I’m voting blue because they can’t.

[liuputmehere @liuputmehere]

Just laughing at them in their faces, that’s my girl 😭

[art tavana @arttavana]

All the women in the theater started cheering when this happened lol

[𝑂𝑝ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑎ᝰ. @foreeeeeal]

he asked what i want in a marriage. we've been talking two weeks but ok.

[Мутагенный Диктатор )))🗡️ @S_in_t_F]

Когда чел узнал, что он дальтоник через Твиттер

[Red Media @RedMedia_us]

She literally said "I became MAGA because a democratic governor didn't leave his busy schedule to help me after I married a sex offender that made my home address public"

She is so R*t*ded 🤣

[Veylix @VeylixNova]

The bar is in HELL but ngl I’m v proud of this (wocka wocka)

[lexie :3 @lisafrankenstan]

the way none of those pieces are all that crazy compared heinrich lossow’s the sin and that was painted in 1880 like grow tf up dude omg

[laur 🪩 @eagIesteeshirt]

and this is why it’s important to have good friends

[Merrick 🦂 @punishedmother]

If you’re a left leaning chuddy looking white guy, now is really your moment to shine

[la li lu le logs @liminallogs]

JV Dance is fucking diabolical.

man—fuck, aight man, aight.

[goma @soigomaa]

I'm gonna tell you right now, they 100% have the cure to all the cancers right now, but they're withholding them because of profit

[maren🍒 @the0nlygirl]

OH MY GOD YOU PEOPLE CANT DO LITERALLY ANYTHING

[union person @CantEverDie]

donald trump has died

[Schrödinger's Litter Box @Brewjew308]

He wants to tell everyone how he’s got it rigged so badly.

[Beyoncé_Day🇷🇪 @Tell_em_boy_bye]

A great thinker once said "i do not support all women. Some of you bitches are very dumb", and she gets proven right every day

[ryn ⚉ saw xikersteez @fixonsang]

THAT’S THE GIRL FROM THE PIWON BUS AND THE ONE WHO SAID SHE WANTS TO F MG and literally got rejected by him at a bar omg WHY DO WEIRDOS GET THE CHANCE AT THESE EVENTS

[Evan @daviddunn177]

I’ve waited ten years for someone to say this about Donald Trump.

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

Him in the replies

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

TAKE YOUR ASS TO VOTE STILL IDGAF IF POLLS AT 120% BITCH