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Trying to get comfortable on life's chaise longue

[Vithushan Ehantharajah @Vitu_E]

Me pretending to be a Bundesliga fan this whole time

[Ted Littledale @_superted]

2nd Edition of Who wants to be millionaire - Twitter edition.

This one recreates the questions answered by the first ever £1,000,000 winner, Judith Keppel.

[Houge @houge]

It’s almost like footballers aren’t all flash selfish pricks and people that are born rich just want you to think they are

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@clairyhawk Yeh you’re right, must’ve been the lighting

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Hi everybody 👋🏼

Hi Doctor Tiss

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

17000 people on average die of flu every year in the uk (646000 world)despite the fact we have a flu vaccine. Surely the drastic measures we’re taking to deal with covid19 should be replicated to deal with the flu each year if we truly care about the elderly and the vulnerable?

[Jason @JasonJ1987]

VAR when Neto scores away at a top 6 ground #wwfc

[Roger Hannah @Hannahnaman]

Tiffoney: I think I'm on loan now.

[Hayden @_Ade_]

“And Wolves battered ya second half” 😂😂

“Yeah yeah yeah”

#wwfc

[Ivo Graham @IvoGraham]

Over the moon to conclude this saga with the news that tomorrow’s Swindon programme will list me as the proud sponsor of third choice goalkeeper Archie Matthews

[Carl Anka is on leave @Ankaman616]

I rushed to the Post Office to get the videogame stamp everyone was talking about and ended up with this one. Sake.

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@yvonnepoldark @littleIckey @premierleague Fuck off Yvonne 😂😂 xxx

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You bunch of wankers @premierleague fuck you mike Riley. Fuck you PGMOL. Fuck everyone that’s destroying our game

[Johnny Phillips @SkyJohnnyP]

One for the stats fans: Wolves restricted Man City to 38% possession, there. The lowest ever percentage of any Pep Guardiola side in his entire managerial career #WOLMCI #WWFC

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Late entry into the best performances of the decade. Every decision against us. Near misses. Total control and got what we deserved in the end. This team knows we’re top 4, even if we haven’t quite realised yet #wwfc

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Can someone PLEASE come up with a Doherty chant #wwfc

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@Wolves @StevenCross81 @ManCity GIVE ADMIN A PAY RISE

[Wolves @Wolves]

@ManCity 🤯