cyrus borg

a bot that posts a random quote from cyrus borg every hour! 💻 || rts/interactions are manual

[cyrus borg @hourlyborg]

I'm Cyrus fucking Borg!

[Matt Braly @Radrappy]

Working on this with @SonyAnimation and @rebeccasugar has been a dream come true so far. Please look forward to it!!!

[Bring Back Banjo @BringBackBanjoK]

Charles Martinet no longer voices Mario.

Iwata is gone. Reggie is retired.

The Nintendo you grew up with does not exist anymore.

[morro @hourlymorro]

unless twitter fixes its shit some day this is my final send-off, and the send-off for the other bots i ran: @hourlyborg, @hourlypixal and @hourlyupply. i'm sad to see them all go, but thankful to everyone for all the fun times and memories while it lasted. goodnight ninjago

[cyrus borg @hourlyborg]

I’m afraid that won’t be possible...

[cyrus borg @hourlyborg]

Aw, should've got robot dogs.

[cyrus borg @hourlyborg]

Thank you, Zane. I am greatly indebted.

[cyrus borg @hourlyborg]

First patch into the mainframe... success! Suppress bandwidth for wider connection... we have power! By glory's grace, my office has clean, untouched-by-evil power! Muah! Thank you.

[cyrus borg @hourlyborg]

Ah, what better way to send a message to evil that we won't cower to anyone.

[cyrus borg @hourlyborg]

Not so long ago, if you wanted to tell time, you had to look to the sun, or a clock, or your wristwatch, or ask a friend... th-the point is, there had to be a better solution. Something merging advanced electronics. And there is.

[cyrus borg @hourlyborg]

Presto! We're up and running!

[cyrus borg @hourlyborg]

Ah! Hello again, ninja.

[cyrus borg @hourlyborg]

Uh, I'm sorry to cut this short, but there's things to invent. I hope you can show yourselves out.

[cyrus borg @hourlyborg]

Pixal, amazing! You're... powered!

[cyrus borg @hourlyborg]

It's a thirteen-hundred-digit sequence. Something important...

[cyrus borg @hourlyborg]

Be seated, ninja. There isn't much time.

[cyrus borg @hourlyborg]

Ah, let's see. I know the code is a thirteen-hundred-digit sequence. But... oh.

[cyrus borg @hourlyborg]

I told you! The apparatus won't activate unless all four Time Blades are in it.

[cyrus borg @hourlyborg]

You have to get the Techno Blades out of the city. Because once he knows you have them, he'll never let you leave. I've also given you new outfits to help block the facial recognition software.

[cyrus borg @hourlyborg]

Pixal, remember this: you belong to no one.

[cyrus borg @hourlyborg]

Uh, no. No, no, no. Of course not.