Olivia
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in your walls.
@househauntd
CRASH! BOOM! ZAP!
Joined July 2024
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(speaker turns back to static. leans in as he's distracted, mouth to ear.) 𝒃𝒐𝒐.
(hand leaves eyes to look slowly at radio, blinking a few times.) ...what the fuck? (not trusting his ears, but also not breaking his gaze.)
ughhh, (flickering in and out of view again. one minute he's on the floor and the next he's half——lying on the counter. meat eye——level.)
if you waited twenty minutes you would’ve been smelling steak and potatoes. (picking the meat back up, placing it on the counter.) i can try, but i’m running thin on groceries.
cue hi——hats being hit!!!!!!!!!!!
.... ? plucking them up. huh. *that's where they went. squinting towards the direction they came from ....
@soilndirts ⠀⠀ ( from a distance ) ⠀⠀ IMAGINE DRAGGIN' THESE NUTS!
(speakers start mashing up a variety of songs to statically say 𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐 𝑱𝒐𝒉𝒏𝒏𝒚.)
(trying to put the volume at half once crazy frog ceases, hand coming up to rub eyes with a sigh.) if fucking crazy frog was the one that blew my speakers out--
(huh. songs not bad at all.)
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⠀⠀https://t.co/L3QXXtPAVm
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it's about time. he's in her kitchen now, flicking the pot on.
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whines and sits up in bed.
what the hell was that for? mr. bear was just an innocent bystander.
"i'm up, i'm up..." murmurs.
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https://t.co/ESMpVmvJYf
@HOUSEHAUNTD : an original character crafted for the horror and fandomless verses. banter heavy, low/sporadic activity. will feature nsfw themes: lewd and minors 𝗗𝗡𝗜.
the poltergeist, EJ MARKOVICH (he/him, forever twenty——seven.) previous drummer for FR3AKS, an early 2000's punk rock band. cause of death: accidentally fell off the balcony during a house party.
(it splits off. now the sex pistols are playing.)
(flinching. HARD. one hand covers an ear while the other tries to mute radio.) HOW THE FUCK-- WHY THAT SONG?
(hapless shrug, rubbin’ his belllayyyyy.) you gonna whip up something else?
you’re a strange individual. you could’ve asked me to get it out for you, instead of ruining my lunch. (enfoiré, she thinks. head shaking as she shifts to clean it up.)
can i come over and get on your last nerve
(blasting axel f crazy frog. blasting axel f crazy frog. BLASTING AXEL F CRAZY FROG.)
i am territorial over my aux cord. don't even look at it.
can sniff it, can't i? (SNIFFING HARD. SNIFF. SNIFF. SNIFFFFFFF.)
and it took me more than five seconds to walk in here. (huffing, shifting to grab something to clean it up with, brushing past.) did you die hungry? how am i supposed to help you, here?
(flickering into vision slowly: crouched by the meat, unfazed.) there's a five second rule for a reason. (poking, finger goes straight through.) ’m hungry, dude. c'mon. c'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
(frustrated little noise, laptop placed aside, raising up and sliding into the kitchen.) it is, and you’ve just ruined mine. i was defrosting that to cook.
(fridge door opens, pushing uncooked meat out and onto the ground. SPLAT!) it's lunch time.
(quiet sigh, glancing back at her laptop, listening to the rattling.) are you that bored?
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