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Architect. of Oz | Devil's Advocate | Coffee Head | Deep thinker | Building Homes and Breaking Bread | *ILWIIR* |☯️

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

me trying to remember if i actually said that, or they're taking advantage of my poor memory

[Trigger @TriggerFCB]

*España elimina a Francia*

El hermanito de Lamine Yamal en el público:

[Kaosar Salam ✨ @qaozy]

It's been 10yrs, but I'll never forget how my brother broke the news of our father's death to me. He literally whispered "ma pariwo o, Alhaji ti ku. Je ka lo kirun".
Me too I didn't pariwo😭😭🤣

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

After a songwriter dies, he will decompose

[Calvary🔮 @TamunoDavid2006]

Words that I cannot spell.
Boo k (like flowers that they give people)
Showfa (private driver)
Kolig (as in your workmate)
Fall straight (as in you fall straight me)
Silowet (that Shadow stuff)
iiii ( as in where a bride walks down during wedding)
😭😭

[Marius Von Fundhaüser. @martinnextdoor]

btw anticipating being strict and authoritarian to an unborn child is very odd to me because have you even considered that your child might be a chill guy?

[termenzo @termenzo]

Cuando entras a un kiosco y queres probar el delay de la cámara de seguridad

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Statistically, your spouse is the most likely person to murder you.

[Mike 🇸🇳 @magicmike340]

Ma Meuf m'a présenté son père, c'etait mon prof de math du lycée qui me disais : je plains ta future femme

[Deelulu @yappadoodledee]

Unrelated but whenever yall type this I always read it as Whore Members 💀😔

[Botlhale M. 💕 @Mashishi_B]

Shuthi rest in peace my baby. 🕊️

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

2020 was 2020 days ago.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[かずのこ @kazunoko_zunoco]

ホッチキスの針幹線

[leandro 🇦🇷☀️ @ggukvantie]

“El partido de noruega e Inglaterra está muy peleado”

mientras tanto bellingham y Haaland en la cancha:

[Harry Mack @harrymack]

These People Didn’t Stop For Nothing

[Tope Dada @TopeDada17]

New Culture Studios
📍Ibadan,Nigeria

[OLAMIDE 🌸💖 @Olamide0fficial]

“I want to appeal to the young people in the entertainment industry. Burna Boy, Asake and Davido, we want to see you emulate Akon and open charity foundations to help the poor with your money. The Maybachs and Rolls-Royces are good but you can still help. The burden on the government is huge.”

- Nigeria’s First Lady, Remi Tinubu