Bonnie B

A quadriplegic from the South. CPhT. I'm a sucker for lemonade, Bravo TV, a good read & SEC football. Love all things Auburn. #WarEagle! (she/her) ally to all

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

There’s an eagle flying around the stadium

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

@AuburnFootball @AuburnTigers @WarEaglePlus @AuburnMade War Eagle!🦅

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

Since this is Pride Month I thought this was the perfect time to post this!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“You’d block someone over politics?”

Sir, I’ll block someone for recommending a Colleen Hoover book to me.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: If you've ever used a porta-potty you've been in a gender neutral bathroom.
Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

[Johni Broome Fan Account🤙 @BroomeBarn]

Leaked footage of the Ole Miss baseball team making their long and agonizing voyage from Opelika to Auburn

[Bonnie B @howBrolls]

@RickZhampagne If I even think I might hurt I’m taking something

[Dammit Bits @DammitBits]

I thought the Pope was kicking ass on Twitter and now here comes Hunter Biden.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.

[Lindsay Crosby, big baseball guy @CrosbyBaseball]

Auburn had more fans in their (raucous) ballpark at 1 AM after the gates opened 12 hours earlier

It's almost like the folks who say that 'Alabama fans love Alabama football while Auburn fans love Auburn' are on to something

[Darcie @wardamndarcie]

You think “what’s the big deal? If she’s not interested she’ll say no & I’ll move on”

We think “now he has my phone number, knows what I drive, & probably has my home address. Will he come find me if I say no?”

[Allie Davison @Allie_Davison]

What if one day I wasn’t a sad auburn fan but a happy auburn fan

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Twizzlers taste like as if someone was vaguely thinking of cherries whilst melting plastic bags into a pasta noodle press

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Knee, jail is the original Tonya Harding injury report

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

BREAKING: Aimee-Leigh and Baby Billy Freeman have pulled out of the Great American State Fair.

[bunny sanders @whatbunnysaid]

I think about this lady’s best friend all the time. She was NOT playing about her friend. Knew her schedule, the meds she takes and at what time, and that shit was off IMMEDIATELY! May we all have a friend like her a be a friend like her

[BE HIS PIECE 🤣 @Saruhhhhhhhh__]

Andrew Cohen, I don’t give you a lot but you did your big one during part 1 of the #summerhouse reunion. You shutup when you needed to, you spoke when needed, and you let the left side of the couch drag dumb and dumber. 10s for Andy!

[bunny sanders @whatbunnysaid]

Imagine not being a Bravo fan

[Bonnie B @howBrolls]

The only link sausage I’ll eat

[Van ♏ 🦂🤘🏽 @SuperVan_15]

Hey Fam…is this sausage any good?