Amanda

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any

[Marie Isabella @MarieIsabellaB]

“I’m not mad, just disappointed”

[parks @parkersity_9]

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours? Now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

[nay🎀. @fineassnayyyy]

"Your bill is ready to view" well I'm not ready to view it.

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

what a time to have an anxiety disorder, a love of history, and a compulsive need to stay informed

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

How it feels to work past 4pm now

[𝐍𝐚𝐝𝐢. @luvblessingz]

how tf a computer gone ask me if i'm a robot 😭 bitch you da robot 😭😭

[Jenni @hashjenni]

HAVING AN EMPTY LAUNDRY BASKET IS THE BEST FIVE SECONDS OF THE WEEK.

[JP 𖣂⍣ @Awakenjp]

them mtv teen mom shows worked on two generations

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“incorrect username or password” BITCH, WHICH ONE IS IT!!!!!!

[onion person @CantEverDie]

kind of astounding how many people blame immigrants for the crimes of landlords

[𝕯𝖆𝛎𝖎𝐝🧘🏾‍♂️ @DavidPattt]

My bladder most days

[tailKATE 💜⚾️🖤 @COgirlWIworld]

My biggest boomer take is WHY ARE THERE APPS FOR EVERYTHING?????

Like why are you redirecting me from your website to an app just to buy one thing? I’m no longer interested.

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

BREAKING: President Trump orders reopening of Blockbuster Video. Claims it will reignite the US film industry.

[Bev Rayburn @RayburnBev]

Good comment

[Liberal Party @liberal_party]

How can you stand up for Canada when you’ve built your team around Donald Trump?

[Harrison Krank @HarrisonKrank]

If I was next on JD Vance’s schedule, I would be shaking in my boots

[yasmin @ycsm1n]

not him passing away 4 hours after this. jd vance is the anti-christ confirmed

[Amanda @howaboutnever9]

@aurora_gamine 😂😂 Now this a good prank