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mostly frisbee he/him

[parker @howardpar]

Everyone always asks P How but nobody ever asks P Why :/

[parker @howardpar]

transgender operations on illegal aliens?

[parker @howardpar]

that poor man’s toes :(

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@TruckStopUlti @emeraldcityulti

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@ChristianVanEpp I don’t trust the offense enough but defense is elite

[Michael Mulvihill @mulvihill79]

Women’s college basketball is now averaging a little bit bigger audience than Men’s CBB on FOX (981k vs 946).

Women’s CBB is up +48% on FOX this season and up +60% across all national networks.

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@mcbren13 me over everybody who isn’t me

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@magnUMultimate sagnum stays undefeated

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@magnUMultimate Zach Loyd

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@ChristianVanEpp 😬 surely you’ve already learned to not have them going far

[parker @howardpar]

@o1freed Burton is 6’4 Zion https://t.co/M4SuwrsM2i

[parker @howardpar]

@o1freed @MG_Schindler Getting eaten alive in the paint but great spacing

[parker @howardpar]

@thetournament LeBron James

[RIP High Five Ultimate @HighFiveUlti]

Someone recruit Aaron Bartlett to high five

[parker @howardpar]

lmfao is the goat family band

[parker @howardpar]

#VoteBlue

[I Think You Should Zipline @Billy_D2411]

Less than 24 hours away @nbaleave

[parker @howardpar]

@emeraldcityulti they didn’t want it

[parker @howardpar]

me sunday after regionals

[Little Caesars Pizza @littlecaesars]

ask yourself: do you want pizza or do you NEED pizza?