Will Shepard

Writer, animated TV (both kinds: kid & stoner); contributing writer, @TheOnion & @OnionSports. Saving up to make depressing John Sayles-type movies.

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is this a haiku?

hmm. no, I don’t think so, no

hang on. now it is

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@markmcconville …for now.

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@amdubouchet Foster the Person
Sleater-Kimmy
Death Cab For Shruti
Bikini Phil
NWAbe
Grady Gaga
Ray Might Be GIants
Kensas
Frantera
The Me Gees
Shaunic Youth
Sonny & Air
Sebastian
Mel Biv Devoe
Post Alone
Tame Impmalala
Bad Companeal
The Andy Warhols
Infertile Mumford
CHAIM
The One Top
Yaz

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@markmcconville hold my chyron:

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@markmcconville Umm... Sir, this is Twitter.

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@ColinHanks the walkmen-we’ve been had
black star - respiration
miles davis - it never entered my mind
van morrison - TB sheets
thelonius monk - coming on the hudson
you can’t put yr arms around a memory - johnny thunders
apocalypse - wyclef
instant karma
miss you
inner city pressure - fotc

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@ThatEricAlper Draft Dodger Rag - Phil Ochs
If I Had A Helicopter - Ron Sexsmith
Sound of da Police - KRS One
Help Save the Youth Of America - Billy Bragg
Born On The 4th of July - Tom Paxton
Whitey On The Moon - Gil Scott-Heron
Kevin Barry - Clancy Brothers
Just Like That - Fela Kuti

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@johnmoe For me it was the day before yesterday. So I guess just John Moe day before you

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@Randazzoj if playing with kids, Lumino City.

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@BrianStack153 @YouTube We later learned we were being groomed for conscription: https://t.co/hdHdrMIb0E

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@BJanosch @Randazzoj Also @BJanosch do you live here? I just moved here! Let's disrespectuflly make plans here in Joe's twitter thread

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@BJanosch @Randazzoj For breakfast, I can highly, highly recommend Lois the Pie Queen in Oakland.

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@NYCMayor: Another reasonable man calling on you to fire NYPD Officer Daniel Pantaleo. He killed #EricGarner TWO YEARS AGO. #FirePantaleo

[Bigfoot TheBigfoot @hellobigfoot]

Are they yelling because they want me stop eat the pony, eat the pony faster, or maybe they just yelling and not everything about Bigfoot?

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@PeteAbe Should've swapped w/ Brentz to get 64. Huge missed opportunity

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@jtomase BREAKING: Abad.

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@alexspeier BREAKING: Alex Speier leaves game with punluxated keyboard, strained thesaurus

[Frederick Melo, Reporter/Axolotl @FrederickMelo]

Casket carried to the horse and carriage with shouts of "We love you Phil!" "Your life matters." #PhilandoCastile

[Frederick Melo, Reporter/Axolotl @FrederickMelo]

View from the interstate

[science monitor @urbandata]

Average PD recruit #UseOfForce training hours:
Firearms 58
De-escalation 8
https://t.co/QnWWHrUJch #PhilandoCastile

[MPR News @MPRnews]

The mother of #PhilandoCastile says her son was just "black in the wrong place" https://t.co/uLHX2tyluN