michael milks evil twin Phil Pilk

she/they. music educator. bassoonist.

[michael milks evil twin Phil Pilk @howdyhowdyhowde]

"they should have to eat goat meat"
Our neighbor about children

[michael milks evil twin Phil Pilk @howdyhowdyhowde]

@Sec_Noem Fuck off.

[michael milks evil twin Phil Pilk @howdyhowdyhowde]

@jerseymikes Free sub!

[michael milks evil twin Phil Pilk @howdyhowdyhowde]

Clawing my way to the end of the school year today

[michael milks evil twin Phil Pilk @howdyhowdyhowde]

"You're not milking my sausage fingers"

[michael milks evil twin Phil Pilk @howdyhowdyhowde]

These next 7 hours cannot go by fast enough.

[michael milks evil twin Phil Pilk @howdyhowdyhowde]

@LeadingReport So a majority of Americans have been lied to for almost a decade so they continue to believe the false information he pushes. Fixed it for you

[michael milks evil twin Phil Pilk @howdyhowdyhowde]

Ffs wear a mask! We share a space! I can't get sick unless I want a hospital trip! Or stay home, I don't care!

[michael milks evil twin Phil Pilk @howdyhowdyhowde]

(I love you @ASingularYike )

[michael milks evil twin Phil Pilk @howdyhowdyhowde]

So unfair that the girl i had the BIGGEST crush on in high school is married to a woman and I am married to a man 😭😭😭😭😭

[michael milks evil twin Phil Pilk @howdyhowdyhowde]

Just learned that stardew valley is a metroidvania

[michael milks evil twin Phil Pilk @howdyhowdyhowde]

I come on Twitter, it makes me sad, mad, disillusioned, hopeless.

Back to bluesky 😴

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

If Donald Trump defunds Planned Parenthood, it’s not just abortions that will be lost.

It’s STI testing. It’s prenatal care. It’s cancer screenings. Its fertility testing. It’s counseling services.

Millions of people across the country will lose access to care.

[michael milks evil twin Phil Pilk @howdyhowdyhowde]

Love telling a telehealth doc exactly what's wrong and the treatment i know I need, just for them to say "Oh, go to the ER"

Big plot twist, the ER prescribed the meds i knew i needed but now I need to pay for a fucking ER visit.

[michael milks evil twin Phil Pilk @howdyhowdyhowde]

Like, they're a rough group. And today we had no recess. This is just not going to go my way today

[michael milks evil twin Phil Pilk @howdyhowdyhowde]

Would rather do anything than teach this next class

[michael milks evil twin Phil Pilk @howdyhowdyhowde]

I'd be better off hiding in the lounge and pretending I'm not here today.

[michael milks evil twin Phil Pilk @howdyhowdyhowde]

I get to teach the same 30 minute lesson 4 times today. Now you might think that it'll be easy, unfortunately, it's also a full moon today.

[michael milks evil twin Phil Pilk @howdyhowdyhowde]

This is painful to watch 😂

[michael milks evil twin Phil Pilk @howdyhowdyhowde]

Samuel and his mom are absolutely the embodiment of "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree"

[michael milks evil twin Phil Pilk @howdyhowdyhowde]

Not my husband walking into the room singing "with your jar of bugs" because he has a literal jar of edible crickets