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@RaguuNot4U @Ebenezer_Stooge @SplexyWho So you agree, a women is defined by XX chromosomes?

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@TraunikFarm @littleapostate This screams “dog parent” who has never had to make a tough decision like this in their life

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@Erin4Parents @KyleClark Genuinely how does @KyleClark have a job still

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@BenShapiroShow This may be in the running for worst take of the year

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Day 3&4 of tweeting @ellalangleymsic to see her at @RedRocksCO.

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Day 2 of tweeting at @ellalangleymsic trying to see her at @RedRocksCO

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Day 1 of tweeting at @ellalangleymsic to see her at @RedRocksCO 🤞🏽

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@Prolife_Sam I cannot believe this even needs an explanation��‍↔️🫨

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@CoffindafferFBI @McJuggerNuggets Amazing story and it’s not just you ❤️ seems as if the whole twitter universe is baffled and honestly crushed over such an awful decision.

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@maiab @RizomaSchool @gingersnap2123 I was blisfully unaware but OMG. Hardest stage yet. Fun. But hard.

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@sunfwrpwr Yeah absolutely not wtf

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You cannot:

​Work full time, raise children, keep a spotless home, show up fully in your marriage, maintain friendships, stay fit, build wealth, read books, pursue hobbies, serve only home cooked meals, answer every email, and still make the 3:30 school pickup.

​That standard was created to keep you exhausted and blaming yourself. Let it go.

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@BreTweetz There aren’t enough words in the English dictionary

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@ElectionMapsIF @junker_jo @ThomBrady5 THIS

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just scrolled Linkedin for the first time in years lol how do people actually post like that and not wanna kill themselves

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@Brandondoyle I am so chronically online I thought rugs was code word for drugs

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@GreatLakesWife_ Have you tried crying yourself? 🤣

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@Patriots The best divorce lawyers

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Microsoft excel desktop: “I’m happy to handle large data sets and help you with difficult analytics. I can filter, calculate complex formulas, clean your house and send you to the moon.”

Microsoft excel online: “Hey go fuck yourself”

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@iWomansplainer Yes yes and yes. We struggle so much with sleep but I always think of the parents who have it so much harder❤️