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@LJODreams @thechrisanton I'm thinking that delays might actually written directly into the story itself though yeah that is a really big issue given DC is essentially trying to create an ARG

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@thechrisanton Ok nvm I saw the reveal of Fanatic's true form, holy shit how is this even supposed to work without being picked up officially by naver

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@thechrisanton You should clarify that Dreambound is actually the comic the events of Grace Ellis' Fanatic revolves around which is why it's being published under Vertigo

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@pubter @FkMySmPnsLife Say no more, 16 more years of Knull

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@GageEllis20 @MarvelComradeJr *primarily since Axel Alonso but arguably since Quesada

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@GageEllis20 @MarvelComradeJr Not really if you understand the entire marvel playbook up to this point has been shock value and ragebait to pump comics

It's just that this event in particular decided to go all in on the DiDioisms

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@GageEllis20 @MarvelComradeJr I'm not entirely blaming Zdarsky for this, because Marvel has been building up introducing him into 616 (ever since Timeless) for a while and even he himself teased it by comparing David Colton to Miracleman over Superman

Brevoort himself even said it was inevitable

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@portal2enjoyer @FkMySmPnsLife Cocks of the vault

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@FkMySmPnsLife In 2040 the wars on infinite earths happens. Spider-Man fights black lightning and Superman will die

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@00xv01Fg @UpdatesCAP4 The big thing is that the secret member of Zdarsky’s avengers is probably him based on this so we’re gonna be with him for a while

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@puppykicker6942 @SpookoWooko They’ve been trying to push this for a while since timeless

It was a terrible idea then, but I don’t think anybody expected that their ultimate solution would be to just seemingly copy doomsday clock

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@SongbirdDiamond @Dinobat2020 Does it look like Marvel cares about time at this point since they revealed that they have an untitled film in the works and at this point I think that film is probably a miracle man adaptation

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@FkMySmPnsLife Also that there is a parallel multiverse that is the dark matter equivalent to the main Marvel universe's light matter and that they end up having to fight the Spider that gobs

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@FkMySmPnsLife And then reveals that in order to fight to Midnight Universe's true antagonist of Thanos Peter has to beat everyone up in a random tournament arc or 616 becomes a Goblin earth

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@RupanSansei67 @comicskirby Marvel Comics has decided to self relocate to the same imaginary dimension that DiDio lived in

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@SongbirdDiamond @Dinobat2020 Either that or they get desperate and pull heroes reborn out of their asses

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@SongbirdDiamond @Dinobat2020 ATP they're gonna kidnap Jim Lee to force him to greenlight secret crisis just so they can have the next major avengers movie

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@Dinobat2020 @durje666 not just what if horror, reheated what if horror (I'll still probably give Percy's FF a shot, but everything else sounds boring af)

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@SongbirdDiamond @Dinobat2020 *Star Wars crossover

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@SongbirdDiamond @Dinobat2020 I honestly think it could've worked if they just aped DC One Million considering it's pretty clear Marvel is just randomly taking shit from DC's trash bin and slapping it on the wall hoping to replace the cement