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just a 23 year old deerboi

[Howie) @howiedeer]

I want to get a sign that says "no kids, speed up" or "drive like there's no kids here" just to be different

Or even "floor it, no balls"

[Howie) @howiedeer]

2 years is the way everyone at my company treats each other it's great

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@tii_bag My mom told this to me when I was 14 and doing this stuff and then I stopped doing it all and then am now gay

[Howie) @howiedeer]

Why did nobody tell me that shaving my legs would make my hair more visible I USED TO HAVE BLONDE LEG HAIR

[Howie) @howiedeer]

You know I mean business when my dash looks like this

[Howie) @howiedeer]

@dogsmellsgood Oh my gosh! I just thought this was something everyone could do so I never talked about it

[Howie) @howiedeer]

I want to buy another WRX so my fiance and I can have his and his Subarus

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Opening a business with your gay lover so it's not sus when you refer to "your partner"

[Howie) @howiedeer]

@paddedmi *hugs
I hate bad brain days

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@cookiethefox Finally, a worthy opponent

[El Señor De Los Memes @UltimoLegend]

Gm. Have a great Easter Sunday.

[Howie) @howiedeer]

@i_likelilac Talk about huff

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This is how I imagine people look at me when I say "my partner"

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@cringedutch Shit this actually applies I can come!!!!

[duen / niko @datLucario]

theres a very funny process ppl go through when they develop their first weird kink where they come up with a bunch of rules and restrictions and excuses to construct a moral narrative of “its different and okay when i do it, im not like those weirdos” and its adorable

[Pork Malone @BOARC0RE]

Bottoms used to help you put condoms on now they just hit their vape and check tiktok

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@PeebyandJ Alex Stein is the ultimate shitposter

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@snowberrysnep Practice makes perfect! I started one year ago, and I went to the skatepark for the first time last Saturday. Once I have a suit I'll be the best suitblader out there lol

[Howie) @howiedeer]

A classic

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@NightAtKendalls In pushing pee, I'm pushing pee, I'm pushing pee. OH MY GOD GUYS THEY HAD NO IDEA THE PEE HAS BEEN PUSHED