Elliot Howles

[Elliot Howles @howleselliot]

Friends are for good times, familys are for good memories

[Doddy the Viking @DoddytheViking]

🤯 MY BIGGEST WIN EVER ON STREAM!! 🤯

✅ MAX BET!!
✅ PREMIUMS LOCKED IN!!
🤑 FULL SCREEN!!!

ONLY ON @gamdom CAN WE DO THIS!!! 🎊

HUGE GIVEAWAY IN MY DISCORD RIGHT NOW!! 💪
https://t.co/cmRSXOZwY0

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[The Overlap @WeAreTheOverlap]

This chant is mega! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👏

[Russell🇵🇹 @UTDRussell]

Man United have no excuse to lose any of their first six games.

I’m waiting to see Michael Carrick’s awful football and awful tactics next season, because you can’t tell me we shouldn’t be competing for the title in those first six games with the horrible transfer window we’ve had so far.

No marquee signing, but we’re expected to perform elite football.

With the horrible tactics of Carrick, the horrible coaching staff and the horrible board🤡

What exactly are INEOS doing ??

I’m really excited to see how next season turns out.

[Mal @UtdMaI]

Got rid of Garnacho.
Got rid of Antony.
Sent Rashford and Sancho on loan
Got rid of Højlund.
Sent Onana on loan

Signed Matheus Cunha.
Signed Bryan Mbeumo.
Signed Benjamin Šeško.
Unlocked the best version of Amad Diallo.

Called out Jason Wilcox.
Called out the board.
Destroyed player power.
Raised standards.

Ruben Amorim didn’t inherit a project.
He walked into a mess and rebuilt Manchester United with his bare hands.

I bow to the grind🙇🏽

[Grifty @TheGriftReport]

Jeremy Clarkson has given an update on his prostrate cancer:

"Hello everyone. Now the more observant amongst you would have noticed that I'm not dead, and I'm not just not dead, I'm perfectly fine. My eyebrows in particular are looking very lustrous.

And the reason why I'm fine is because the doctor caught the prostate cancer early, and they caught it early because, I got tested.

Now I know a lot of you will say, 'Eww, I don't want to be tested because it means someone will have to put their finger in me,' but it's just a blood test these days.

And if you go to your doctor and he says, 'Well I'm not going to test you because you don't have any symptoms and you're not in a high risk category,' just lie. Say you've got symptoms. Say that you have to get up 32 times in the night for a wee and there's some dribbling.

Because look, 10, 12 thousand people, men to be honest, die every year in the UK from prostate cancer. Don't be one of them. Get tested."

Glad you are well Jeremy and sharing this message!! @JeremyClarkson

[Jimbo @Fireblade_Jim]

He’s a National treasure.

As Funny as any comedian.

Doesn’t give a fuck who he insults.

The best tv personality to ever live for me.

Top gear, grand tour, clarksons farm, speed, the war documentaries and everything else in between. Brought so much joy to so many people!

[K.A.Y.O.D.E @Dhavidtips]

We can do it again and again
2 in

Let’s keep going

[Doddy the Viking @DoddytheViking]

Mini Golf ... @gamdom STYLE!! ⛳

KENO is by far the BEST originals game out there!

#gamdom #keno #minigolf

[Sal Bets @salbets_]

The United States World Cup Game is tonight.

And it might be the easiest one to exploit in 5+ years.

Here’s your official $340 parlay for today’s game:

[Wisdom @paris_wisdom]

If you ever had doubt, this should clear it. UEFA and FIFA are at loggerheads.

Aleksandr Ceferin and Gianni Infantino do not see eye to eye. In fact, you can probably call them sworn enemies.

Gianni Infantino is of the opinion that Russia's ban should be lifted as it has currently served no major purpose or change. Ceferin insisted that Russian clubs will remain banned in Europe and that Russia will not play a European qualifier.

Ceferin has also questioned Infantino's greed. He opposed the FIFA club world Cup because he feels it is a threat to the ucl. Infantino went ahead with the proposal. This issue further heightened the issues between both. Ceferin did not show up for a single match in the FIFA club world cup.

Ceferin further accused Infantino for being too political. He claimed that football was secondary to Infantino and politics primary. Infantino responded by cheekily asking those making accusations to look within.

Hence, when this issue with Omar Artan happened, I knew this was an opportunity for UEFA and Ceferin to get back at Infantino and FIFA.

This appointment serves no purpose other than to embarrass Infantino. To bring to fore Ceferin's initial accusations that Infantino was too political. To turn public opinion and induce rage. It was opportunity for Ceferin and UEFA. Preparedness met opportunity.

Away from the politics this is a wonderful opportunity for Omar Artan. A well deserved opportunity. He may well be a pawn in the greater chess game but he might be one that might just crown a King.
We see.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Only by protesting REPEATEDLY and LOUDLY will there be any change!!

[Liam© @LiamBCPFC]

In England alone we have:

Wembley
Tottenham Hotspur Stadium
Old Trafford
Etihad
Olympic Stadium
Anfield
St James' Park
Stadium of Light
Hill Dickinson Stadium
Goodison Park
Villa Park
Twickenham

All of those are over 39.5k & have the correct infrastructure to host a tournament.

[Elliot Howles @howleselliot]

Best england song in years

https://t.co/S7tH70pGba

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

Brighton bought a teenager for about £4m and sold him to Chelsea for £115m. The man running the club is a professional gambler. This week he did it again, paying £21.5m for an 18-year-old from the Swedish league.

The gambler is Tony Bloom. Before football, he made his money at the poker table and in sports betting, where the whole skill is spotting something priced too low and betting big on it. He bought Brighton and ran it the same way.

Caicedo is the one everyone remembers. Brighton signed Moisés Caicedo from a club in Ecuador for about £4m and sold him to Chelsea two seasons later for £115m, the most a British club had ever paid for a player at the time. Marc Cucurella cost £15m and left for Chelsea at £62m. Liverpool paid £35m for Alexis Mac Allister, a £7m buy from Argentina. João Pedro went the same way last summer, £30m in and up to £60m out, also to Chelsea. Same move every time. Buy a kid cheap, give him a season or two to get good, then sell him to a giant at the peak of his price.

The trick is that Brighton barely guesses. Bloom owns a sports-betting company, and the club runs a private piece of software that scans players across the planet and flags the ones going for less than they are worth, usually teenagers in leagues the big clubs cannot be bothered to watch, in places like Ecuador, Argentina, Japan and now Sweden. They look for the position they need anywhere on earth, plan a year or two ahead, and have a cheap replacement ready before the star is even sold. In late 2024 they let go of most of their human scouts and leaned on the computer instead.

And it works. Brighton made the biggest profit any club has ever posted in the Premier League, around £123m in a single year, and the Caicedo money had not even come in yet. They pulled it off with the 13th-biggest wage bill in the league and one of the cheapest squads in it.

Chelsea alone have now handed Brighton about £237m for Caicedo, Cucurella and João Pedro. They are paying for the very machine that keeps beating them. And two of the four clubs Brighton held off to sign that Swedish kid this week were Chelsea and Newcastle.

So an 18-year-old from Stockholm, bought for £21.5m, is just the next chip on the gambler's table. If the pattern holds, some giant pays over £100m for him in a few years, and Brighton starts the whole thing again with the winnings.

[Naldo @NaldoUtd]

fuck sake now he’s brought me on his side #bestrightbackinthefookinworld

[Elliot Howles @howleselliot]

@AndyRobsonTips Could we have a cheat sheet for the game please

[Seskinho 🇯🇵 @Seskinho9]

Bruno knew Ruben Amorim understood something many people at Manchester United ignored for years — talent alone is not enough.

He looked for players with personality, discipline, hunger, and the mentality to survive the pressure that comes with wearing the United shirt. That’s why his signings looked prepared, not lost.

Amorim wasn’t just buying players, he was building an identity.

[Kev 屮 @UtdKev08]

🚨🎙️| Bruno Fernandes with some BIG QUOTES about the sacking of Ruben Amorim.

“We didn’t change manager because of RESULTS because we were there, 2 points behind 2nd place and 5 behind 1st place.”

“It was something different with the club they felt the trust between them was BROKE. They decided to start a new process and that was BAD.”

“For us when Ruben came what was passed from the club was this is going to be a process, we are going to have good and bad times but we are going to go through this.”

“Obviously the club decided it was time to part ways and we started from ZERO with Michael but then we got the results, we got to the end of the season and finished 3rd.”

[@StevenBartlett]

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

Btw, we got @EuropaLeague by being unbeaten for the ENTIRE second-half of the season.

18 GAMES UNBEATEN 🤯

[Pete’s United Point Of View #MUFC @petesunitedPOV]

Yet Arsenal fans will claim that Rice deserves the POTS award 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

That fanbase man

#GlazersOut