Howlin Fester

Hockey Dad

[Howlin Fester @HowlinFester]

@therealDeFlock @BestBuy @BestBuySupport I quit buying from Best Buy the day they quit carrying music. 8/28/2018. The day Alice in Chains released Ranier Fog. Went to the store to buy. Nope. Don't sell CDs anymore. Agree with @TrexhasTinyArms who said go there to see it in person. Buy online walking to the car.

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@dogwoodblooms Directly across the Pamlico frm Bath Creek is Durham Creek. Claim to fame of Durham Creek is where I caught my first large mouth bass 30 yrs ago. Think it was on a white spinner bait. At least in my mind it was. And that sacred creek is where I hope to have my ashes scattered.

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@computerguy47 @JackPosobiec I believe it was actually coined by Douglas Copeland in 1991 in his book Generation X:Tales for an accelerated culture. I read it back in my Chuck Palahinuuk "Fight Club" phase in the early 'oughts.

Brokaw wrote his in 1998.

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@dogwoodblooms I'm so sorry. Love, prayers and positive cosmic energy to you and your family.

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@easteregg316

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@NickStevensHS And don't they have those creepy bugs that "Fly United" and smash all over your car?

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@rbarkleyhockey

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@jpolly22 Bless your heart.

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@mariana057 My first concert. Him and inxs.

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@NickZararis Every time they cut to Subban. "Um. Yea. Fur sure." Like a Moon Unit clone. Valley Girl to the max.

Last idea to cross his mind
Had something to do with where to find
A pair of jeans to fit his butt
And where to get his toenails cut

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@SportsCenter @Jade_Fox1 @PKSubban1 Just your annual reminder.

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@_jessbogie @PKSubban1 @Canes Just our annual reminder.

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@DataRepublican @LeaderJohnThune Many people are mentioning how they feel about Thune. I'm going to adopt the moniker "Tow Rag". I just learned the other day what a Tow Rag is, and it performs quite nicely.

Thune. Pass the Save America Act.
Fund DHS.

Thank you kindly.
Here is Tow Rag
https://t.co/tKq68f57TD

[Dominic Frisby @DominicFrisby]

What is a tow rag?

I made the mistake of looking it up.

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@dogwoodblooms Thank you for that! I tried that logic when they told me. I said, you mean like Nabisco? 🤔 They said.. "No. Just Nabs." 😏

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@dogwoodblooms 100%! I know WHAT they are. But still unsure of the WHY. WHY are they called Nabs?😁

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@Bubblebathgirl Peace, Love and understanding

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@catturd2 Well, it is Flag Day.

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@JDVance @TerryMoran Democrats always project themselves on their target of derision.