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@lissa10871 @KarChristiansen She’s 19

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This Raisinets distribution center is cool

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@garfpooop I like the last pair

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@XLsbiggestfan I DID NOT POOP MYSELF, DAMNIT

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Pumpkinhead doesn't even have a pumpkin for a head

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@MurderBryan I always knew Caillou was a fucking conservative

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@weatherchannel Who's your reporter that was interviewing the "Hurricane Party" people a couple hours ago? I need a follow-up!

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Never thought I'd live to see @AIexTribek do @justinbieber. Life complete.

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@BrettPain Mine expired in November of 2015. It can be done!

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@oscarmayer Where can I buy my Wienercycle? Please advise.

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@DarkHorseComics HELLLLLL YESSSS 👊 Thank you!

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@DarkHorseComics Since Hellboy Hell Water is marked No.1, does this mean we can look forward to more DarkHorse liquors? #BetterThanFireball

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

The most surprising thing about Trump's presidency is that somehow he's far, far more incompetent that anybody could have imagined

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@hpbasketball Next time you're in KC swing by Rosedale BBQ. Treat yourself to a PigPen & thank me later ☠️ https://t.co/dtgJYFfSjF

[Teddy Goff @teddygoff]

Been thinking about it all day, and I'm not sure I can concoct a crueler policy than letting insurers charge a woman extra for being raped.

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@HoustonRockets have the ugliest damn logo. Out there looking all Buffy the Vampire Slayer but worse #nbaplayoffs

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I keep wanting to make Wendy Clear jokes about #FyreFestival but I wish I didn't have to pee so bad @blink182

[Sweet T @Tera_Monique]

#savehicorange @McDonalds https://t.co/IT04datjol

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Really, though, @McDonalds, my life will never be the same 😭 #SaveHiCOrange