Pretentious Twats

Wine Tasting Notes for all Pretentious Twats

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Wine #3 - light colour, quite thin, really like it, could be a Rioja, very nice - La MUSE de Cabestany (Nick and Val’s favourite band) - Pinot Noir

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Wine #2 - don’t normally buy rose, actually quite nice, would love to drink this outside on a summer day - Kylie Minogue Rose 2019 French - cant believe it’s not Australian!

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Wine #1 - very nice ice cold, slightly sweet after taste, could be Austrian/German, might not be quite as nice if not this cold... they were the comments... Queen Bee Viognier South African 2020 (“Queen”
Started the musical theme of the wines)

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Wine #3 - nicest red I’ve had in a long time, smells heavenly, 16 year old sommelier says cab sav, very velvety, goes very well with the @Aldredsfineche1 cheese, lovely, great legs @bw_welovewine Need roast beef and steak pie! Fab!

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Wine #1 - very quaffable, dodgy bottle!, is it a Piesporter? Hannah the 16 year old sommelier suggested she’s had this before and recognises it (and named it). Wow. Really nice. Would never buy that bottle shape. Absolutely fab @bw_welovewine

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Wine #2 - disappointing compared to Wine 1. Could drink a lot. cheaper than wine 1. Really nice. Would like to drink this before the first one. Cream soda, winter white wine. Bland Chardonnay. No burn, not a rennie white. Fab, really like that @bw_welovewine

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Wine #3 @bettonwines

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Wine #3 @bettonwines “very drinkable” “smooth” “light” “goes very nicely with this chorizo” “could drink plenty of this”

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Wine #2 @bettonwines

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Wine #1 very enjoyable for all 9 people! @bettonwines

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Wine #2 - “a little oily” “lacking a bit of oomph” “good legs” “old world” “French” “would go well with ze salmon” “sour aftertaste” @bettonwines

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Wine #1 a lovely drop of fizz from @bettonwines ... “very nice indeed”... “pear taste” “not too dry” “very light” “American cream soda” “very fizzy”

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Virtual Wine Tasting with Secretary Bird wines from Londis garages! (It was easy for everyone to get in the Coronavirus lockdown)

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@IanHepples Will you be sending us a case? Still remember you sending me a bottle of port through the post when we lived at Britannia Street! Hope you’re well mate. Cheers Dave

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Father Christmas has just delivered some presents early ! @NakedWines @howpretentious

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£8.50 per bottle or 3 for £20 at Morrisons

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Wine #3 - “jam tart tins” “lovely” “ooh” “that’s really nice”

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Wine #7 - “like the other one” “cab sav” “very smooth”

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Wine #6 - “victory V” “good legs” “different” “absolutely love this” (apologies for butchering the label!)

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Wine #5 - Thomas the Tank Engine - “good legs” “valpolicella” “bit harsh” “like it”

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Wine #2 - “yummy” “wow” “very nice”