Andrew H 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦

Father & Husband, Ducatista, Pizza Lover, Bringer of Smiles.

[Andrew H 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦 @howson_ap]

@EDI_Airport BA8710 landed at 20:00 by 20:42 still no bags, what are you doing to resolve this?

[Andrew H 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦 @howson_ap]

@ThatEricAlper Catch 22

[Andrew H 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦 @howson_ap]

@LionsgateTV @TheContinental Anyone recognise the 1976 Ford Gran Torino as Chiron watches the bus pull away

[Andrew H 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦 @howson_ap]

@ThatEricAlper It’s a Tonometer - measures the pressures inside your eyeball

[Andrew H 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦 @howson_ap]

@Planet_F1 Do you mean success or talent - he will likely overtake Ayrtons success but he will never get close to his talent.

[Andrew H 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦 @howson_ap]

@JumboVismaRoad Super Sepp -

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

It’s hard to know who and what to trust these days…

But this incredible clip nails it

Simply:

Don’t trust idiots

And how do you spot an idiot?

Look for the people who are cruel…

[Andrew H 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦 @howson_ap]

Sinéad O'Connor 🥲

[Andrew H 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦 @howson_ap]

@historyinmemes What’s the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison - you can’t wash your hands in a Buffalo

[Andrew H 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦 @howson_ap]

@PicturesFoIder 20+40=60, 8+2=10 giving 70 + 5 left over is 75

[Andrew H 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦 @howson_ap]

Install a pelican crossing at St Margaret's Primary School - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/CiyfdFCoZD via @UKChange

[Andrew H 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦 @howson_ap]

@trafficscotland Got 17

[Andrew H 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦 @howson_ap]

@ReturnofR Jon Lord

[Rob Burley @RobBurl]

BBC editor ‘ordered colleague not to investigate’ £350m Brexit claim https://t.co/ZcOgZTrsSM

[Falkirk Junior Bike Club SCIO @FalkirkJuniorBC]

FJBC 🤝 @EdinburghRC 🤝@StirlingBC

The three clubs are working together to deliver a new weekly session at the @WLcyclecircuit, and last night was the first session!

Sessions will take place weekly between 1830-2000 on Thursday evenings.

[Andrew H 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦 @howson_ap]

@PuppiesIover Sure looks like Porridge to me

[emily m @maitlis]

This is my life ambition #Eurovision

[Andrew H 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦 @howson_ap]

@bobservant I’m stunned that you don’t have a witty anecdote about meeting Camilla at the Arbroath roller disco

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

RT if you’d rather swear allegiance to Count Binface than King Charles III.

[Andrew H 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦 @howson_ap]

@RoadmanCycling Yep - I’d rather punch a tree than an Audi