Bruh (za/za)

A wizard without scrolls casts no spells

[Bruh (za/za) @howthefuckhead]

im tired of having too much swag.

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Goals by Burger and Freedom 🍔 🦅 🇺🇸

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

The snickers vein is one thing but giving me a straight up leaker? Reeses your days are numbered #nastybastards

[elliot @rexlottie]

BLEND WEMBY INTO SOUP #BlendWembyIntoSoup

[turbomander @turbomander]

do u think a really upset king was ever pouting on his throne when he heard the jingle jingle of his jester running towards him and cracked a lil smile cause he knew everything was gonna be alright

[Ash @newashcamp]

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

[ariana grindcore @jackiecore666]

im on kino der toten watching car crash compilations on the big screen

[peepoopoopoo @peepeepoopoo241]

fanta virus... yea. Gimme dat.. orang

[DONKFORTRESS (parody) @D0NKFORTRESS]

DUDE A PANZERSOLDAT IS ABOUT TO SPAWN FUCKING RUN

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

The Montreal Expos are exiting the baseball space. During Q2 and Q3 2026, we will transition to acquiring high-performance GPU assets. This is all part of our long-term vision to become a fully integrated GPU-as-a-Service (GPUaaS) and AI-native cloud solutions provider.

[Bruh (za/za) @howthefuckhead]

@pepsi Pepsi and yup another Pepsi #2pepsi

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: The ‘r-word’ is seeing a resurgence, per Toronto Star.

[xRATx @IRRATIONAL_PULL]

I microwaved orange

[Bruh (za/za) @howthefuckhead]

@SAINt_ARD You clearly know nothing about framing and film take your ass back to letterboxd poser

[Bruh (za/za) @howthefuckhead]

@SAINt_ARD they are selling dollars for 99.8¢ and you are laughing?

[berd @berdyaboi]

pure. wholesome. the funny little man sees that the other freak is moving, sees it might be alive. conscious. and examines him respectfully. no harm, no foul. precious animal. respectful animal. no reason to turn him into stew. will look into this

[SHOW ME THE BODY @showmethebody]

JUST FOUND OUT CBD STANDS FOR “CONTROLLED BY DAGOVERNMENT” DONT SMOKE THAT

[Q ™️ @QTHESTORMM]

⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!!

BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW.

[Christian Keil @pronounced_kyle]

My 3-month-old son is now TWICE as big as when he was born.

He's on track to weigh 7.5 trillion pounds by age 10

[jor @jorfolle]

everyone is 12 theory vindicated