Charlize

Fell out of a cart head first as a baby

[Charlize @howtocharlize]

… Hey so don’t miss two calls from your doctor after filling out a mental health questionnaire because if they don’t hear from you, they call the county sheriff and ask them to call 🙃
Thankfully I answered that call

[Charlize @howtocharlize]

I’ve got a doctor appointment on Tuesday and they sent me an email yesterday asking to fill out some things, one being a mental health questionnaire and let me tell you, that was a mistakes because I’ve gotten a call twice from doctors today about said questionnaire

[Charlize @howtocharlize]

It’s a Sunday too… they aren’t even open 😭😭😭
I really hope my poor doctor didn’t get a fucking email reading urgent contact patient on their day off. (I do think this is a great system though and that it helps people, I am just always in a mental health crisis)

[c ✨ @marxiners]

seattle steak too juicy, lobster too buttery, weed too strong

[clara @leclercsletters]

oh what i'd give to hear the monegasque and italian anthems on the top step of the podium tomorrow

[Charlize @howtocharlize]

@nicciclaspells 😭😭😭

[Charlize @howtocharlize]

@nicciclaspells pretty much just made the tuna melt scene happen in tomodachi life and I want to cry. Why the fuck do we have tuna melt scene at home???

[Charlize @howtocharlize]

Still thinking about it and have also been unable to shut up about it.

[Charlize @howtocharlize]

I’m unable to stop thinking about Val Kilmer’s performance as Doc Holliday in Tombstone

[Charlize @howtocharlize]

@nicciclaspells No!!! Not the pringles! 😭😭😭

[Charlize @howtocharlize]

Wanting to complain about something but knowing you can’t complain is one of the worst feelings in the world

[Charlize @howtocharlize]

I love that I’m always wired and unable to sleep the night before I’ve gotta be out of my house for nearly 12 hours doing pretty much nothing but walking…

[Charlize @howtocharlize]

I’m finally looking at the F2 and F3 lineups for this season and I haven’t looked at the F3 lineup yet because the F2 one pains me

[sydney🫶🏽 @hopeandyuzu]

“You’re just mad your fave lost!!” well yes welcome to sports tf😭😭

[Charlize @howtocharlize]

If I don’t have enough money in March for tickets to go see AEW in April… I might lose it

[Charlize @howtocharlize]

I’m gonna have like 6 hours with my friend tomorrow… just enough time for me to make her watch every episode of Heated Rivalry 😈😈😈

[Charlize @howtocharlize]

F1 is starting soon which means another season seeing certain people complain when like 7 races aren’t at a good/convenient time for them 🙃

[Charlize @howtocharlize]

There have been so many talented people on stage for these tributes/in memoriam but my god it might be one of the worst performances I’ve ever seen. It’s so disjointed.

#GRAMMYs2026

[Charlize @howtocharlize]

This Grammys is such a fucking mess