Alyssa Mave

[𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙨 𝘿𝙚𝙇𝙖𝙪𝙨 @TheThomasDeLaus]

GIVEAWAY🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤌🏼

If the #Bills win out, I will randomly choose someone who RETWEETS this and send them a #Bills jersey of their choosing!

#BillsMafia | @Cover1

[Alyssa Mave @howyouduwan]

KAKAW #XFL #Battlehawks #Kroenkesucks

[Alyssa Mave @howyouduwan]

@MaelCGerlach @JusticeHorn_ you’ve clearly never been to a drag show

[Alyssa Mave @howyouduwan]

@MU_CHRIS @JusticeHorn_ this was from high school

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

the human race needs to recenter.

[Mary Jo Longstreth @LongstrethMary]

We really need some t representative with common sense . Here’s one! #PiperForMo

[Alyssa Mave @howyouduwan]

@GerardFCraft @GerardFCraft said “I’ve got time today” 🙌🏽😂

[Alyssa Mave @howyouduwan]

Thank you @DojaCat & @tacobell for giving the people what they want! 🌮 🔔 #WeDidItJo #MexicanPizza

[Pop Winans @ClayBilas]

Grading papers and I come across this response like… ma’am, first of all you right but…

[Lupita Nyong'o @Lupita_Nyongo]

It's my birthday, and I'll twirl if I want to! 💃🏿 🇵🇰

[Go Bluesky (@StrictlyChristo.bsky.social) =🦤➡️🦋 @StrictlyChristo]

BOSSES: "People just don't want to work anymore."

THE JOBS:

[Boiled Silk Board of Trustees @doctuh_p]

I don’t know about y’all, but I don’t have any more passwords left in me.

[Alyssa Mave @howyouduwan]

@Qchasinghorse Ok!!! Even Kris knew to stand down and let you shine! 😍😍😍

[Alyssa Mave @howyouduwan]

@citymuseum …what part of CITY museum is confusing for these folks??

[TENDERONI @Tender_oni]

When people ask me my pronouns, I say Diva ~

[Alyssa Mave @howyouduwan]

@whoooopsies 😢😢😢

[Alyssa Mave @howyouduwan]

Celebrities, they’re just like us 🤣 @TPAIN

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Am I the only one who packs enough underwear as if I plan on shitting my pants every day of the trip?

[Alyssa Mave @howyouduwan]

@whoooopsies Oooooooh snap!!

[ACLU @ACLU]

Trans kids should never be denied the right to be themselves.

[Alyssa Mave @howyouduwan]

@FlyOnPe31201971 you made @NYTimesWordplay crossword 😏