Jordan Levine

Tour Manager // @wastedpotential [email protected]

[Jordan Levine @howyoulevine]

@breadaverse @thingdoms Ready to yeet that yeast

[Jordan Levine @howyoulevine]

When that L hits.. #TheBachelor @mattjames919 @Complex @HYPEBEAST https://t.co/1xhEbQgk1S

[Jordan Levine @howyoulevine]

CLICK THE LINK IN THE TWEET BELOW!

[Bobby Hobert @bobbbaaaay]

pulled this from someone’s IG.

click this link to send prewritten email directly to Minneapolis Police, it takes no more than 30 seconds.

https://t.co/Cv5sFpVlpW

[Jordan Levine @howyoulevine]

@frickinbread @JayShilay @alexwnoll god please bleach it

[Jordan Levine @howyoulevine]

Trump’s speeches sound like a rapper doing promo. “Yes, we’re working on something great with so and so.. but that’s all I can say. You’re gonna see real soon.”

[Jordan Levine @howyoulevine]

walmart lines replacing concert lines ☹️

[Jordan Levine @howyoulevine]

my brain takes the exit for Crazytown after 2am

[Jordan Levine @howyoulevine]

i want to see stats on how many times the phrase “when this is all over” has been used in the last 2 months

[Jordan Levine @howyoulevine]

it’s 4am, I cant sleep, and I just spent 20min reading about pdt monkeys

[Jordan Levine @howyoulevine]

@HueyMack i just lol’d 😂

[Jordan Levine @howyoulevine]

today my car horn started beeping involuntarily. i apologize to everybody that drives in front of me

[Jordan Levine @howyoulevine]

there’s a direct correlation between the length of quarantine and the length of my conversations with myself

[Jordan Levine @howyoulevine]

i love all my friends asking if I’ve seen @DaveOnFXX just assuming that I would love a funny show about a jewish rapper’s rise to fame.. well.. they are not wrong...

[Jordan Levine @howyoulevine]

note to self.. taste the salsa before you cover your food in it. i’m sweating

[Jordan Levine @howyoulevine]

@HueyMack i have to get my daily dose of Andrew Cuomo while I workout in the mornings

[Jordan Levine @howyoulevine]

wait a minute CNN is gonna run a special tonight on the climate change crisis?? one thing at a time here...

[Jordan Levine @howyoulevine]

can someone explain why stores like Target and Walmart think it’s a good idea to push all customers into one area to line up to check out? Wouldn’t everybody in separate lines like usual be better social distancing?

[Jordan Levine @howyoulevine]

@HueyMack @danny__mula @Noah_M_Baby guys how many times do i have to say no..

[Jordan Levine @howyoulevine]

@HueyMack hahahaha