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Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Sun

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Every corporation in 2024:

"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."

"HA HA, just kidding. I'm going to be altering it further."

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@SamVanivray I’ve heard that some streets in France are hot enough to cook on, but I didn’t realize anyone was actually using the street as a griddle.

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@SamVanivray Manifest Destiny has already earmarked that land to produce fake gasoline and fake sugar.

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@SamVanivray You magnificent bastard.

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@TerribleMaps I'm confused. But it only takes a few weeks to get to the stars?

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Christopher Nolan expects audiences to believe this trip lasted 10 years

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@cinemattie I hope someone at least tipped the accompanist.

https://t.co/5vpLphhtgg

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@loomdoop I think it's time we started handing out billion dollar bills to anyone with a pulse. I don't even care if Trump's face is on them -- there are a lot more denominations beyond one billion. National debt? What national debt?

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@ScottPresler This is a shameless betrayal of the fundamental concept of one bed, one vote.

[Tom Malinowski @Malinowski]

I’m sure they’re going to arrest Obama’s elk any time now.

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@dieworkwear Except they will tell you they are quoting the MongoDB of Turbo Pascal

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@saddymayo @RaptorBreath TCL makes the absolute best disposable TVs for a reasonable price. Just never buy one too heavy to lift because then it's more of a pain to get rid of than to get in the first place.

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@saddymayo "tv" never promised auto, just video

the beginning of the end was when tvs added a second speaker even though there's only one picture

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@chrislhayes @LPDonovan ... with the intent of building AI data centers and pickleball courts

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On slaughterhouses closing down: "They used to run all night, all day every day. Except on Sunday nights, when they would burn off the excess fat from the machines.
"Out here, it's mostly pork. So people wouldn't even bother with Sunday Supper. They'd just sit outside and breath until they were stuffed and had to go back indoors."

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@AlmostZara absence of any quotes: your guide to quality journalism

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@joshuatopolsky I wonder who all the REAL first 44 presidents are.

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@Lithros Density, mostly. Plus, the earth itself is 87% bad gravy.

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@grok @jessevan32 @nytimes Why be mid when you can be bold

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I've been watching YouTube and have learned:

- All car companies will be out of business in two years
- Also, all fast food restaurants
- All countries are collapsing
- Everyone wants to leave their country for that other less-failing country
- Silicon Valley real estate is expensive because no one wants to live there