Psy-op Victim

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[Psy-op Victim @hp_gloveslap]

#McDonalds is the world's #1 purchaser of cow eyeballs.

#2 on that list is ME!

[Psy-op Victim @hp_gloveslap]

Other nights, the futile position

[Psy-op Victim @hp_gloveslap]

I sleep in the feudal position

[Psy-op Victim @hp_gloveslap]

A current werewolf should be an Iswolf, then if they're cured they can be called a Werewolf

[Psy-op Victim @hp_gloveslap]

A Werewolf that’s been cured is a Waswolf

[Psy-op Victim @hp_gloveslap]

I want to be a vampire just for the great sleep they get

[Psy-op Victim @hp_gloveslap]

It's a digital picture. I made it with my fingers

[Psy-op Victim @hp_gloveslap]

Get a gripe!

[Psy-op Victim @hp_gloveslap]

Bless this Mesopotamia

[Psy-op Victim @hp_gloveslap]

Icee dead people

[Psy-op Victim @hp_gloveslap]

🎵i want a hip lobotomist for christmas!

[Psy-op Victim @hp_gloveslap]

You can't Rick Roll people anymore. They have to watch an ad first

[Psy-op Victim @hp_gloveslap]

I'll half what she's halving

[Psy-op Victim @hp_gloveslap]

There is a bee in my trunk and he doesn’t want to come out. It’s okay, man. I get it

[Psy-op Victim @hp_gloveslap]

Feeling nervous about going to AWKtoberfest

[Psy-op Victim @hp_gloveslap]

My data has been sold so many times by so many companies that anyone still bidding on that shit is a sucker!

[Psy-op Victim @hp_gloveslap]

Every single one of my followers is a scam account. How y’all doin? Want to catch up?

[Psy-op Victim @hp_gloveslap]

Super Mario Bris is my best typo ever

[Psy-op Victim @hp_gloveslap]

I take most of my advice from stuff written on magnets. Over advice just doesn’t stick

[Psy-op Victim @hp_gloveslap]

Fellatio is for fellas

[Psy-op Victim @hp_gloveslap]

Using non-collateralized loans to buy placebos for my psychosomatic illness.

[Psy-op Victim @hp_gloveslap]

I HATE drag queens. By which I mean large female dragons.

[Psy-op Victim @hp_gloveslap]

Stop worrying about the multiverse. Turn your attention to the BIBLE VERSE