Michael Stewart

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@ComicsMeta Superman uses the gravity gun on Luthor. Not to bring Luthor crashing to Earth, but to warp time so the super serum runs out faster. Luthor's last thought w/powers is understanding how the fundamental forces are unified in space & time. Then Superman punches him out.

Perfection.

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@DominoFives I made this claim. I walked out of Rogue One when I saw this.

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@RiverTamYDN Drinking an espresso drink black is perfectly fine.

Drinking drip coffee black is psychopath behavior.

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@Srirachachau I feel like I'm losing my mind, has nobody seen the ending of Rocky?

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@arvofart Probably not serious enough to qualify. But the sequel qualifies.

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@dorse054 Are you paying to have a servant deliver this to you? I'm not getting anywhere near $48. Show your receipt please.

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@femmevillain If I were running the Sith my strategy would be enabled by an elaborate system of honey traps.

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@BronMuse @KingJames 15 is the only pick in the last 25 years to produce multiple Finals MVPs.

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@mattyglesias Sarr left France five years ago. Played 2021-2023 in the USA and is now returning to the Melting Pot.

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@LouisPeitzman She talks exactly like this in Infinity Pool.

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@jessehawken Watched Lust Caution in a packed theater last night. It's amazing the same guy could play his role in that and in Chungking Express and - here is the critical part - have it clearly come from the same artist. There's no one better.

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@LazyStardust5 This is Candy erasure.

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@faceyouhate Every director should be required to make a Nosferatu, just so we see what they do with it.

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@katewillett This is just someone completely confused about product management.

It's true that users often don't know what they want, and you should be delivering that they need instead. But you cannot know what they need without understanding them and their problems extremely well.

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@ESPNNBA How many games does Porzingis play?

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@thechosenberg

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@BadSportsRefs Prichard gathers the ball with both feet off the floor, lands with his right foot, steps forward with his left foot, plants the left and right simultaneously, jumps off both feet, and shoots.

This is legal in both NBA and FIBA.

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@jjmaples55 NBA teams play exhibition games against European teams most years. The NBA teams win overwhelmingly.

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@JoePompliano "Crazy! What were they thinking?"

What the timeline is missing is that the Pistons hired a new President of Basketball Operations last month.

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@TheAlexSylvian Humungus doesn't have a sweetheart deal with the Bullet Farmer, is the reason.