Kardiac Bee

I was once told I was hot for a 42 year old

[Kardiac Bee @hpaulsooo]

College life may or may not kill us 😈🤘🏻

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

feeling anxious at a social event. gonna pick at my cuticles. surely i will not rip off too much skin, thus causing me to awkwardly hold a blood-soaked tissue to my thumb for the remainder of the event. surely i have learned my lesson by now.

[A🪲 @seattleiminyou]

You want me to get a husband. The thing that murders people?

[★ ★ ★ ★ ★ @spoilshana]

Something about calling a man a bitch

[alex @userctrI]

assasinations used to have a 100% success rate, whats going on

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Alright pal. That does it. Now you’re fucking with some wet ass pussy

[Sleepy 🌹 #TeamDawn #TeamCrystal #TeamJasmine @SleepySlays]

Her lyricism is truly unmatched

[DENETRIC MALOPE 🇿🇦 @denetric_malope]

Watch @RuPaul drag race, those drag queens changed my life.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Today’s to do list:

-Think about past failures
-Spend $15-200
-Reflect on recent trauma
-Become so over caffeinated I get scared
-Abuse a substance

[Kas (Seddera Side) @sedderaside]

the jump into the split is so crazy like how do you even find out that you can do that #dragrace

[sine. @sneminaj]

more men need to be told they're fucking losers

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

For the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Why do y’all act like ending up as a 40 year old single cat lady is the worst case scenario??? My worst nightmare scenario is ending up as an undervalued mother and house wife to an incompetent man.

[taoki @justalexoki]

this is still the best grief advice I've ever read

[artsch00lreject @artsch00lreject]

God grant me the serenity to accept the things that are so over, the courage to say fuck it we ball, and the wisdom to know when we are so fucking back

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

Being in your 30s is wild because every woman you know is becoming the most beautiful version of themselves meanwhile every guy you know is losing cognitive function at a rapid rate

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

slut shaming is dead. i respect whores more than i respect the president of the united states

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

The cast of ‘AMERICAN HORROR STORY’ season 13:

Sarah Paulson
Evan Peters
Angela Bassett
Kathy Bates
Ariana Grande
Emma Roberts
Billie Lourd
Gabourey Sidibe
Leslie Grossman
Jessica Lange

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

for non ahs fans this is like rihanna returning to music