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world class parallel parker 🤷🏼‍♀️ CMU Alum🤘🏼 looking for a good laugh? came to the right place

[hannah @hppark15]

Okay okay so if you wanna laugh really hard watch this....

[Hosna ⚖️ בניטה @DOGEQEEN]

A mother and her two young boys were trapped inside an SUV after it crashed into a creek and started sinking.

She was able to get herself out, but her boys were still inside.

Five college girls driving to Savannah happened to see the wreck and immediately pulled over. They ran down to the water and started helping, getting the older boy out first.

Then they realized the 4-year-old was still trapped underwater in his car seat.

By the time they reached him, he had been submerged for several minutes and wasn’t breathing.

One of the girls had worked as a lifeguard, so she started CPR right there.

A short time later, the little boy began breathing again.

The five girls were Molly McCollum, Jane McArdle, Eleanor Cart, Clarke Jones and Kaitlyn Iannace.

They had simply been on their way to a weekend away.

Instead, they stopped and helped save an entire family.

[agus @stillgotmadtime]

I do hope halsey's last story means shes coming back to snl cause we need another serve like this one

[🌙Swiftie Sports Center @SwiftieESPN]

Hot girl walks are finna go craaaaaazy

[hannah @hppark15]

If this was @loveislandusa ‘s redemption from S7, they should reevaluate because how are these the final couples? 🗑️ Half of them haven’t dueled, skating by on manipulation and fake friendships?

[kam⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @kamirrorball]

how am i meant to become a showgirl in 16 days when i'm still whatever the fuck this is

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

She was a POLITICIAN‼️ Not a podcaster‼️

[Ben Cohen @YoBenCohen]

After 47 years, Jerry has made the difficult decision to step down from the company we built together. I’m sharing his words as he resigns from Ben & Jerry’s. His legacy deserves to be true to our values, not silenced by @MagnumGlobal #FreeBenAndJerrys

[el ✴︎˚｡⋆🍈 @thesubwaymp3]

when chappell roan thanked drag queens, the trans community, and the queer community in her vmas speech and then said to queer kids in the u.s. "i see you, i understand you, bc i'm one of you", in front of millions 🥹

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

🚨Dr. Elizabeth Potter is exposing United Healthcare’s ‘s peer to peer review for denying patients‼️ Dr Elizabeth Potter is an absolute hero and handled that situation like a pro‼️She stood up for her patient‼️ Health insurance companies are evil ‼️

[gab @owndeceiver]

LIZZO WITNESSING ‘GOOD AS HELL’ GETTING KELLY CLARKSONED IN FRONT OF HER WASN’T ON MY 2025 BINGO CARD 😭

[𝗲𝘃𝗮✨ @kellmanstreep]

meryl streep you are everything

[trin @lovelltrin]

i’m so connected to amaya like being a girl who’s told ur too much or too sensitive or cry too much… and then crying when ur told that. like i’ve never felt more connected to a person on screen in my life.

[dai @vietbaddie]

oh i’m DEFINETLY falling for this propaganda #loveislandusa

[yas @adoomies3]

LMFAOOOOOOO come to find out production just as mad at this freaky ass cast 😭

[The Random Girl @TheRandomGirl45]

@WorldDarkWeb2 Dad admires a car he sees parked in a restaurant parking lot. It reminds him of his old car, which he had to sell to help raise kids. He's reminiscing and telling stories, and then the daughter hands him the keys.

[ana @theanarice]

hi. um. so. i just bought paper towels, toilet paper, and trash bags and the total was fifty one (51) united states dollars. someone needs to do something immediately.