@iamyesyouareno That’s what being so overweight gets you. Literally can’t even walk or defend yourself. I don’t understand why people allow themselves to get so big
@JoeBiden Tell the millennial you have running your social media accounts to at least word these posts like you would actually say them. Everyone knows you don’t talk like this 😂
@UltraDane We need to do like Europe and get rid of this breed completely. Everytime someone gets attacked it’s always a Pitt. My dog was recently killed by my neighbors Pitt. Exterminate the breed
You know those idiots on planes who get in the aisle as soon as u land and try to get off the plane first even if they’re seated behind you? I just told one of them to wait their turn. They were stunned. They even apologized. Pretty sure somebody thanked me. That was exhilarating
This might be the only chance in life I get to be relevant so throw us a retweet so we get a chance to drink something other than natty. @MichelobULTRA#broke